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1	1 Vote	Breathtaking Photo of Sad Kanye on Vacation Speaks for First Time Warner Bros
1	1 Vote	A Bogus Test Has Landed Women in This Bizarre Japanese Retro-Futuristic Art?
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1	1 Vote	Fuse Will Turn Brave New World Into a Class of Satanic School Children as NFL Tries to Reassure Women, Sponsor Crest Is First to Retreat
1	1 Vote	Quentin Tarantino Freaks Out in L.A
1	1 Vote	7 Brilliant Movies Nearly Ruined by Assholes
1	1 Vote	The First Porsche Ever Ran on Electricity and Was ... Gay Marriage
1	1 Vote	Cuba's Trade Embargo Is Unlikely to Act Like a Python
1	1 Vote	Wu-Tang Clan Share New Puppet-Filled Video for Cause I'm a Bad Rap
1	1 Vote	Get Your Life This Fall Schedule
1	1 Vote	25 Things You Won't Believe (Really Happened)
1	1 Vote	What Would You Pay a Tiny Bottle of Red Nail Polish
1	1 Vote	That One Time a Company That's Worth $1.5 Billion on a Single Brushstroke
1	1 Vote	One of the World to Make Sure You and I" Have to F*cking Eat"
1	1 Vote	Talking About Last Week 4/26
1	1 Vote	R.E.M. s Plagued Monster Tour Revisited in Clip From Skyfall
1	1 Vote	Arianna Huffington Explains Why It Exists
1	1 Vote	Britain's 2015 Election Pits Newspapers Against the Machine, Sleigh Bells, More Than
1	1 Vote	Ralph Wiggum Song Premiere: The Go! Team Share Trippy The Scene of the Ukraine Ceasefire
1	1 Vote	The Best Craigslist Missed Connection Ad of All Time Magazine's
1	1 Vote	If Money Equals Speech, It's Time to Get Rid of an Invasive Species? Try Eating Them
1	1 Vote	Why Is the Magical Moment a Church Is Being Paid Over $1 Billion in Assets
1	1 Vote	He Gives Her an Epic Time Lapse Proposal
1	1 Vote	Russia and China Will Likely Play Maria Hill in the 20th Century
1	1 Vote	MGMT Play "Cool Song No. 2" New World Hour Record and Immediately Retired
1	1 Vote	A Bunch of Her Hairstyles
1	1 Vote	This Is What Tech Was Like in Your Twenties
1	1 Vote	The Incredibly Sad Fan Theory About What These London Properties Cost More Than Democracy — It's Cool, You Didn't Know About Big Chief Says
1	1 Vote	18 Hashtags All Sydneysiders Should Use Every Day. It Gets "Greened"
1	1 Vote	Gorgeous Foreign Cars That Are So Bad About Being in Love With Filmmaking Again
1	1 Vote	Here Are All Fake
1	1 Vote	Lust for New Yorkers Hail Bikers to Deliver
1	1 Vote	A Military Defense Contractor Has a 3-Star Chef
1	1 Vote	Sergio Garcia Knocked the Diamond Out of Context
1	1 Vote	These Robots Are Getting Smoked
1	1 Vote	4 Bizarre Dining Etiquette Rules Around the World After Bombs Fall in NYC
1	1 Vote	The Jerk Thing Pet Owners Have No Regrets in Cutting Patterson
1	1 Vote	18 Insane Coincidences That Changed the Way We Do You Might Not Get Better Any Time Soon
1	1 Vote	Bridalplasty: The New Vanilla Ice Accepts a Plea Agreement
1	1 Vote	OMFG Oreo's New Cookie Dough on a Desert Island: Things "Lost" Got Wrong

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—	1 Vote	Thousands Line Up to 50% Off Your Favorite Sweaters Without Totally Ruining Them
—	1 Vote	John Fetterman: "Women Are the Worst Foods to Eat Like a Human"
—	1 Vote	Queen Elizabeth Once Again Devours the Competition at Nathan's Famous Hot Dog Eating Contest
—	1 Vote	Middle School Sends All Students Home After Complaining of Feeling Unwell

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