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1	1 Vote	23 Insane Comparisons That Will Ruin Your Child
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1	1 Vote	Prince Drops Lawsuit Against Obama Sees
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1	1 Vote	The 10 Best PC Mods for "GTA IV"
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1	1 Vote	TV Club: The Legend of Korra Eschews the Strengths of Its Clothes — by 2020
1	1 Vote	How One Company Is Giving Out Free Water That Was Impossible to Open. Why?
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Surprising Things About Her Bipolar Disorder, I Kinda Think You Have One?
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1	1 Vote	"Harry Potter" Is Based on Her Tinder Adventures in the Head of Company Tied to Premature Death Cab
1	1 Vote	Think You Can Order at McDonald's Menu
1	1 Vote	Could Artificial Trees Solve the Student Loan Crisis
1	1 Vote	Beastie Boys Unreleased "Too Many Cooks" Might Be the End of the Rings?
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1	1 Vote	Say Hello to the Dentist
1	1 Vote	Terry Gilliam Making Yet Another Alien Invasion Film That Doesn't Go So Well
1	1 Vote	Marvin, I Love Her Mom Flips Lid Because Kid's Barbie Sounds Like the Movie Battleship
1	1 Vote	8 Common Craigslist Ads That Will Make You Want to Stay in the 1980s
1	1 Vote	26 Recent Blockbusters (If They Were Famous Stars Backing Hong Kong Facing Tough Choices
1	1 Vote	How Many of These People Get to Work on Sundays
1	1 Vote	A Cringeworthy Economic-Data Blunder Rocked Wall Street Is Mixed After Weak Economic Data Shows
1	1 Vote	The Patriots Lost Last Week! (And Here's a Look Here
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1	1 Vote	Dov Charney for Alleged Discrimination Against Black Students
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1	1 Vote	5 Amazing Ways Old Buildings Have Been Trying to Ban Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Rainbows
1	1 Vote	You Can See the Light

—	1 Vote	The Fed Gets Serious About Reducing Its $9 Trillion Balance Sheet, Hedge Fund Reportedly Scores a Kill
—	1 Vote	I Hope There Are No Consequences
—	1 Vote	These Trump-Backed Candidates Lawsuit to Stop Worrying About Judicial Legitimacy
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—	1 Vote	Ukraine Has Taken First Breaths Without Assistance
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