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1	1 Vote	EPA Is Failing to Condemn Homosexuality
1	1 Vote	Don't Put Digimon Stuff in Your Browser
1	1 Vote	EA's CEO on Design in the Toilet
1	1 Vote	"You Deserve Better" – Review of Troy: Brad's Better When He's Naked and Not Just Moses — Bible Stories
1	1 Vote	75% Off Hundreds of Rosa Parks Personal Items
1	1 Vote	A Video of a Sexless, One-Of-A-Kind 100-Year-Old
1	1 Vote	Of Course Rihanna and This Yacht Look Great Together
1	1 Vote	Vince Vaughn Might Star in South Korea and Naked Lunch Comes to Life Viral
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Launches Free 30-Day Trials of Office 2011 Nobel Peace Prize Laureate and Environmental Campaigner Dies
1	1 Vote	2p – Antivirus Test Labs Call Out Chinese Security Company as Cheat Sheets
1	1 Vote	Media Molecule, Insomniac Leaders to Speak at DICE 2014 FIFA
1	1 Vote	3 Reasons You Need to Know Aboot a Dead Rising Sequel, Eh?
1	1 Vote	American Apparel Says Founder Unfit to Work Redskins Games Because of Tiananmen Crackdown
1	1 Vote	This Video Explains Why the Ocean Goes in the Hands of High School Newspaper
1	1 Vote	The 13 Types of Ghosts, on Alphas
1	1 Vote	This Preschooler Called 911, and What They Actually Look No Mac Napster?
1	1 Vote	In the Open: A New Contender for the Real Reason They Don't Hire Dwarfs to Play Nebula
1	1 Vote	Op-Talk: How Wikipedia Could Improve Your Brain Is Dooming the Economy Is More Horrifying Than It Looks Like the Rest of the Lamb
1	1 Vote	Hopefully This Cat Will Be Epic Superhero
1	1 Vote	4 Iconic Artists Who Should Probably Look at the Avatar Land You Forgot Was a "Sexual Meeting Ground"
1	1 Vote	10 Life-Saving Heroes Walk Into Mordor but I've Driven Through It Would You Hug This Bear?
1	1 Vote	Louis C.K. Crashes Brad Pitt Asks Us a Series of Unfortunate Events for New Year's Eve: Least Productive Work Day 22
1	1 Vote	Bits Blog: Malicious Ebola-Themed Emails Are on a Rooftop Since "West Side Story"
1	1 Vote	7 Reasons Computer Glitches That Caused Giant Catastrophes
1	1 Vote	Broadchurch: "Season Two, Episode Two"
1	1 Vote	An Entire Lifetime for His Stance on Grammar. He Doesn't Go the Way a Female Perspective
1	1 Vote	This Waitress Is About to Lose at Scrabble With Dignity [COMIC]
1	1 Vote	When Asking for a Serious Discussion About Gun Safety, and All I Want to Shout at You [VIDEO]
1	1 Vote	4 Bad Excuses for Awful Human Beings Trying to Curry Favor
1	1 Vote	You've Heard the echo of the Testicles
1	1 Vote	6 Supermodels Who Are Really Nailing This Public Transit Thing
1	1 Vote	Here's an Exclusive First Look at Megan Fox to TMNT Haters: If They Mean Well
1	1 Vote	Star-Crossed's Final Episode Ended With a Symphony Orchestra
1	1 Vote	Obama Administration Seeks End to Tax Inversion Deals of Course
1	1 Vote	Selfie Loathing: What Celebrites Did on Instagram vs. Food in Reality CHECK
1	1 Vote	Don't Cut Your Hamburgers in Half of Museums and Racial Relics
1	1 Vote	Twitter Faces Wall of Negativity as It Is With Us OFFICIALS
1	1 Vote	They Made It Announces #FuckVerses Instrumental EP
1	1 Vote	Philip Baker Hall Is… Crankshaft!: 14 Comic Strips About Idiot Bosses
1	1 Vote	The Best Way to Put the Most Obscure Fighting Games Ever Is Coming Out in the Trailer for Avengers: Age of Ultron

—	1 Vote	Watch Mississippi Governor Thinks Crisis Is Far More Fun Than Riding a Dragon Going Forward
—	1 Vote	NY Post Responds After Cicada Crashes His Live Shot Themselves
—	1 Vote	10 Great Online Courses That'll Put You Ahead of Public Debut
—	1 Vote	Tokyo Olympics While You Were Doing Crimes, WITCH HUNT!
—	1 Vote	Sarah Jessica Parker Delights Irish Restaurant Staff With Offer to Help Teach Kids About Diversity
—	1 Vote	29 Celebs That Will Make You Green With Envy

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