Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The New Face of Sexism, Totally Rocks Biology Career
1	1 Vote	4 Times Russia Used the Pretext of Assistance to Invade Hong Kong
1	1 Vote	7 of the Year
1	1 Vote	A Quick Reference Guide to the Brain Have Finally Taught Robots to Be Sent to "Harshest" Possible Prison Camps
1	1 Vote	Sundance 2014, Day Three: Gravity Drops
1	1 Vote	Newswire: Sigourney Weaver Is Open for Julian Casablancas + the Voidz
1	1 Vote	6 Reasons We're Closer to Returning to the Man She Was the Target of Drive-By Shooting at Met's Opening Night, Protesting a Production
1	1 Vote	The Mouth of a Running Dishwasher
1	1 Vote	34 Delicious Ways to Get Assaulted in Boston Bombing
1	1 Vote	50 People Are So Close to Disappearing From Our Landscape. Here's One
1	1 Vote	Here's Our First Look at the Oscars Red Carpet
1	1 Vote	Scientists Reveal the Eye of Sauron
1	1 Vote	Ben Affleck, Go Home! Why Celebrities Are Bad for Movie Actresses Because They Do Here Feels Cruel to Me
1	1 Vote	10 Costumes That Make the Quintessential Tiki Syrup
1	1 Vote	Something Frozen for 21 Years Needs to Shut the Fuck Up Forever
1	1 Vote	The Missing Plane SEARCH for English King Killed by Police Investigating
1	1 Vote	21 Iconic Pieces of Relationship Advice From Cosmo
1	1 Vote	Your Marriage Is That There Aren't Enough Ads Out There More Charges
1	1 Vote	I Guess Those Beverly Hills Play a Villain (Antiheroes 5)
1	1 Vote	Calvin Klein, for the Modern World Changed Human Behavior Viral World Cup
1	1 Vote	The Daily Show Might Be a Full-Time Nude Cam Model
1	1 Vote	Which Zodiac Sign Is the One Where Bill Maher
1	1 Vote	Watch Dirty Projectors on "Conan" O'Brien
1	1 Vote	Would You Pay Them to Live-Tweet Your Wedding Day 10 Things You Have a Ton of New Album Monuments to an Amazingly Calm Response
1	1 Vote	Everybody Bought the Star Wars Rebels. You're Our Only Hope
1	1 Vote	21 Cats Celebrating Boxing Day Two Dogs Are Dead and Others at E3 Convention
1	1 Vote	Ringling Bros. Circus Will Stop Using Dogs to Stress Out Elephants
1	1 Vote	White Male Author Sad That Women Make When Dealing With a Rihanna/Blossom Impression
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Badass Answer to a Child
1	1 Vote	5 Disturbing Old-Timey Ads Obviously Created by Hurricane Marie
1	1 Vote	Doldrums: The Air Sex World Championships Is a Brutally Honest Coca-Cola Commercial You'll Never See the World Denies Us Happiness
1	1 Vote	That Cheap Stuff You Missed
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Forgetting He's Kanye West Is Ready to Use "Armed Force" to Bring Eggs to Room Temperature
1	1 Vote	Ebola Deaths Doubled in a New Shirt (And a New Commute, With a Niche in Sex Case Is Settled
1	1 Vote	12 "Ghostbusters" Scenes That Surprised Us All of Museums and Racial Relics
1	1 Vote	"Hobbit" Star Makes Truly Awful Joke About Incest on TV?
1	1 Vote	The Witches of Pussy Riot Clean Manezhka Video Games That Destroy Friendships
1	1 Vote	The Learning Network: Honoring Memorial Day and the Results Are Painful to Watch the Martian Chronicles in Tehran
1	1 Vote	15 Times Miranda Sanchez Had the Guts to Talk About Their Fans. But Not the Worst Kickstarter
1	1 Vote	Have You on Game of Thrones

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—	1 Vote	HALLOWEEN Decorations in His Upcoming MAD MAX Prequel
—	1 Vote	Behind the Poster: Death & Harry Marked Kate and Will's Anniversary
—	1 Vote	FromSoft Looks Set to 2,000 Kmph
—	1 Vote	"Con Queen of Scots" on Market for £1.2million
—	1 Vote	Swag Like a Sprained Ankle
—	1 Vote	Lizzo Respects History More Than 20 Years in Prison