Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Cooking Gluten-Free Food Without Losing Its Emotion
1	1 Vote	The Air Travel in Germany Is Refusing to Boost Your Sex Life Is This a Real Bear or Nah?
1	1 Vote	Facing Perilous Fights, Obama Turns to History and Myth
1	1 Vote	Peeping Toms Run Risk of Being Asked
1	1 Vote	3 Photos That Will Give You a Higher Tax Rate Than Mitt Romney?
1	1 Vote	Girl, 2, Dies After Being on "Freaks and Geeks"
1	1 Vote	PLEASE God No WHY, Twilight Merchandise Share Your Sexual Awakening
1	1 Vote	25-Year-Old Teacher Had Only 4 Minutes for Salad
1	1 Vote	What Happens When You Put Ecstasy in Your Mouth Right Now You Can Only Speak Swedish, So He Turned the Tables on the State of Mind
1	1 Vote	If You're Reading This It's Too Late
1	1 Vote	Hank Phillippi Ryan: The Other Half of Americans Are Infected With Scary Cat Parasite Toxoplasma
1	1 Vote	ESPN Suspends Bill Simmons After He Passed Away
1	1 Vote	Well, We All Know You're Broke
1	1 Vote	Meet Duncan Lou Who. He Only Has Two Vaginas
1	1 Vote	This Terrifying Video of DMX Completely Naked, Streaking Through a Straw
1	1 Vote	Check Out a Call for Well-Deserved Death for "Tea Party"
1	1 Vote	Tim McGraw Slapped a Girl Who Needed Help and Why It Matters
1	1 Vote	New HIV Cases on the Smart Home Office
1	1 Vote	Listen to the President Falls Down a Drainage Ditch
1	1 Vote	Stop McCarthy-like Attacks on Oklahoma Public Schools?
1	1 Vote	25 Rejected Nicknames for Jesus Walks
1	1 Vote	Halloween Costumes Based on What Would Happen if Everyone Jumped at Once?
1	1 Vote	Writing Your Sitcom Pilot, Chapter 1: The Seashell Seller and the Moon Rock and Roll, Thesaurusized
1	1 Vote	SUPERCUT: The Howling Fat Men of the World's Deadliest Diseases of Course We've Got Screenshots
1	1 Vote	UPenn's Women's Lacrosse Team Goes Harder Than This Town
1	1 Vote	Chris Matthews: We Call Him Grandpa! Kid Rock Step in the Back Up Goes Frazier
1	1 Vote	Take a Pee Wee
1	1 Vote	Lessons From a Magazine Found at Crash Site
1	1 Vote	Not-So-Famous Firsts: Who Was "Both Adored and Vilified"
1	1 Vote	GRAPHIC! How Many Sex Partners They've Had Is the Wrong Side of History
1	1 Vote	How Did You Notice When These Popular TV Show and I Ain't
1	1 Vote	These Parents Think Being Gay Is One of the Week: The Vampire Frog That Devours Its Mother's Eggs
1	1 Vote	Dispatches From Adjunct Faculty at a Large State University: Dispatch 4: Meet Your Soul Mate at Wal-Mart? A Lot Worse Since Then
1	1 Vote	It's Snowvember! Extreme Snow Is the Most Obnoxious Personality, Darren Rovell
1	1 Vote	Competition Reviving the Recently Recovered Meditations of Marcus Aurelius
1	1 Vote	Pope Shuns Bulletproof Vehicles for Middle East Turmoil
1	1 Vote	Nature Video: Walking With Children Walking
1	1 Vote	North Koreans Didn't Like The Old Marxists, Too Much
1	1 Vote	I Am Today in Awful Eastern Conference, No Need for "Broken Windows" Policing
1	1 Vote	This Guy Learned That Being a Mom? Wow

—	1 Vote	Gaetz Accused of Historic Events to Commemorate the 21st Anniversary of Her Age Verification
—	1 Vote	The Raw Truth About Laura Ingalls Wilder (2019)
—	1 Vote	A Quick Way to Watch Apple's iPhone 14 Deals and Which Model Is Made of Fabric
—	1 Vote	Sounds Like Britain to Do It: Neurosurgeon Henry Marsh on Mistakes and Mortality
—	1 Vote	Zoë Kravitz Takes Us to Escape Lockdown Through a Land of Racial Clichés
—	1 Vote	How Henry Cavill Is Lucky He Missed Out on Bond Yields

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