Logo

Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.
Sign Up
Sign In
Explore Smash
Leaderboard Random
Explore Smash
Leaderboard Random
Sign Up
Sign In

BLM Leaders Are Trying to Get My Wife. I Haven't Seen Her Yet. So Far

1 vote
Vote
Tweet
Share

discovered by d__b
2016-07-21

2016-07-21

Smashed From These Stories

  • Read
    Smashes
    BLM leaders are trying to get Martial Law before elections
    Free Republic Free Republic
  • Read
    Smashes
    I’m Trying Not To Get My Hopes Up For Resident Evil 7 But Its Incredible Teaser Is Making That Hard
    Thought Catalog Thought Catalog
  • Read
    Smashes
    How Trump and His Hipster Right-Wing Allies Are Trying to Use Gay People as a Weapon Against Muslims
    Alternet Alternet
  • Read
    Smashes
    Apparently now is the time to go to my village and get my wife. I haven't seen her yet. So far I'm assuming a illiterate, black,fat woman.
    9gag 9gag

Smash from these news sources


Follow @HeadlineSmasher on Twitter

Get the best smashes all up in your social business.

Built by Wil Gieseler as a weird side project thing.

Follow me on Twitter at @wilgieseler if that's your jam.

Random Smash

Make a Suggestion

Report a Bug

View Source or Contribute on GitHub


Original headlines are copyrighted by their respective owners. This is a parody of news headlines.
© 2025 Wil Gieseler


Sign Up

No personal information required.

Existing users sign in

Why do I need an account? That is stupid and dumb!

You don't need an account to use the generator or browse around, but if you make one you can:

  • Save headlines from the generator
  • Vote on headlines
  • Earn sweet, sweet karma

We tried to do it without accounts for a while, but a few people kept cheating and hacking and being rude.

It's completely free and we don't ask for any personal information so we can't spam you.


I Already Have An Account