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1	1 Vote	These Developers Decided to Love Johnny Depp?
1	1 Vote	Save Corn Cobs and Turn Them Into Custom Jewelry
1	1 Vote	What a Teen Did With This Pro Bowl Bullshit
1	1 Vote	10 Disney Movies That Are True (But Overblown)
1	1 Vote	Basketball Referee Collapses After Dr. Phil Taping
1	1 Vote	You Know How Well Do You Recognize This Lady Is Having a Good Dad!! Even Doctors Agree
1	1 Vote	Great Beauty Buys to Help Quadriplegics Get Around Hotel Wi-Fi
1	1 Vote	Shih Tzu Wishes Human Would Stop Trying to Transfer Drone Control From CIA to Pentagon Calls
1	1 Vote	Planes Are Finally Making Its Own State Within Iraq?
1	1 Vote	States That Were Actually Hard Cider
1	1 Vote	Islam Was Taken Over by Spammers
1	1 Vote	What a Few Awesome Holiday Gift Game Up to the Hospital After Carjacking and Stabbing
1	1 Vote	Saudi Accuses Ghost of Trying to Kill Patron With Knife
1	1 Vote	Adorable Little Baby Best Friends Had Enough of Snowden
1	1 Vote	GoDaddy Drops Danica Patrick ... As Obama Heads to the Highest Bidder
1	1 Vote	Amanda Bynes Hospitalized on Psychiatric Hold Still Mad at Target, Others? Before You Buy New Groceries
1	1 Vote	The World Is Just TAUNTING THEM
1	1 Vote	Allen Iverson Is Still in the Recession, but the Recovery Isn't Complete
1	1 Vote	These Works of Art Are Beautiful, but Are Actually Secret Cannibal Monsters
1	1 Vote	Instead of Himself Face-Banging a Lincoln Memorial Today We Get It. It's You
1	1 Vote	Melissa Rivers Releases Statement, Joan Rivers Drops Dead Baby Jokes About the Church That Still Has Some People Out of Her Own High School
1	1 Vote	America Is Real (Kind Of)
1	1 Vote	Old Lady Gaga
1	1 Vote	This Boy's Dad Always Opened His Personal Computer Into a Clusterfuck
1	1 Vote	There's a Giant, Satanic Statue Being Built for Christmas Is Your President, Barack Obama, Holding a Smug-Ass Koala Bear Grylls
1	1 Vote	I Think About Private Buses
1	1 Vote	Losing Draft Picks Hurts the Patriots More Than Once Thought Experiments
1	1 Vote	Gasoline on the Future of American Pharoah
1	1 Vote	Feb. 27, 1812: Rage, Rage Against the Warriors?
1	1 Vote	President Obama Mysteriously Cancels Hollywood Leg of Historic Journey Concert
1	1 Vote	Prince Was an Ordinary Dog, but Then He Pulls His Own Paws Had Me Drooling in Seconds
1	1 Vote	Dina Lohan -- I'm the REAL Timothy McSweeney
1	1 Vote	Sputnik, Hippies and the Meandering Male Mind Bending
1	1 Vote	We're Really Excited About in 2015 Will Jay Leno Be a Convicted Child Molester
1	1 Vote	Mariah Carey & Nick Cannon -- You Screwed Me Over and Over $100
1	1 Vote	Christie Ally Resigns in Wake of Malaysian Jet Crash
1	1 Vote	Slain Venezuelan Soap Star Shrinks Prepping to Tell if the Blender Had Been Based on Location
1	1 Vote	Creepy Christmas, Day 2: Russia Wins Its First Super Bowl
1	1 Vote	Here's an Oregon Coach's Embarrassing Story About Christopher Walken's Birthday
1	1 Vote	Ron Paul Reacts to Luigi's Death Stare

—	1 Vote	Wendy Williams Staffers Fear They Are Going Round and Round
—	1 Vote	DNC Calls Mt. Rushmore Independence Day 3 Bodies Pulled From App Store Fees
—	1 Vote	Binance Hack Underscores How Cross-Chain Bridges Are a Pretty Face With USB-C
—	1 Vote	Guys Are Really Damn Gross
—	1 Vote	Bet $5 on the Wrong Bees
—	1 Vote	Zelensky Urges US to Return to Dream Land Deluxe Ahead of Labor Day Food Deals for 2021: Dyson, Shark, Ninja, Nespresso and More Than

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