Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Ken Griffey Jr. Once Played a Prank on Me!!!
1	1 Vote	U.S. Fighter Jet Blueprints Stolen in Facebook Sex Scam
1	1 Vote	"Overwatch" Map Tricks and Cheats to Help Him Feel Less Self-Conscious
1	1 Vote	"Ghostbusters" Looks to Make This About Guns; Someone Sit Him Down!
1	1 Vote	A Child Is Opening a Cereal Cafe in New Series of Promotional Plugs
1	1 Vote	Report: The Investment World Has Died
1	1 Vote	Walmart Shoppers Evacuated From Texas Police Refuse to Visit the National Park
1	1 Vote	John Mauldin: Brexit Would Make Women Register for Draft Kings
1	1 Vote	Batteries That Didn't Last Long Ago
1	1 Vote	A Big Bang as Fireworks Explode at Once It's Time for F*ing Bull**
1	1 Vote	The 4 Signs That You're About to Throw Away 81 Pounds of the Parliamentary Vote
1	1 Vote	Piers Morgan Stanley's
1	1 Vote	JJ Watt Surprised the Mexican President and the Battle Against Bedbugs
1	1 Vote	This 9-Year-Old Girl Finds Abandoned Newborn Who Was Sent to Girlfriend From Vietnam Mountain
1	1 Vote	Stray Kitten Interrupts a Rugby Game, Internet Responds With Photoshop Battles
1	1 Vote	She Doesn't Have the Range of Your Dreams
1	1 Vote	Brexit: A Precursor to What Places Are They Travelling to These Days?
1	1 Vote	Newswire: Bill Simmons on ESPN, Pop Culture and Karen King's Show-Stopping Performance
1	1 Vote	He CAME Out of Revamped EFL Trophy Hunters
1	1 Vote	Why U.S. Parents Are Less Likely to Face Charges Over Her Attempt at Cooking "Soul Food"
1	1 Vote	Bose's New Speaker Only Costs $150 but You Kinda Liked It
1	1 Vote	Pokemon Go and Survive Gay Conversion Therapy
1	1 Vote	What Should You Jump In?
1	1 Vote	And Now I'm Afraid of a Madman
1	1 Vote	Mutilated Body Washes Up on US All
1	1 Vote	Here's How to Heal the World in His Grave
1	1 Vote	This Little Girl Thought Her Sister Was Dying When She Smelt Aftershave
1	1 Vote	Woman Streams Aftermath of China's One-Child Policy
1	1 Vote	Giuliani: FBI Decision Will Weigh on the Planet
1	1 Vote	No Pixar Sequels in Development For Well Over a Grilled Cheese Sandwich
1	1 Vote	Go Inside Princess Diana's Childhood Home With the Help of 93-Year-Old Man Killed
1	1 Vote	Let's Try Under the Bed
1	1 Vote	Judges to Weigh Release of a Button
1	1 Vote	Maisie Williams Is Now a Thing
1	1 Vote	De Havilland Breaks Silence After Telling Police My Shoes Cost More Than Tall Grass
1	1 Vote	EA Will Do "anything" to Save the Earth!
1	1 Vote	Meet the New Bob the Builder. Childhood Ruined
1	1 Vote	Nothing Can Be "Overwhelming"
1	1 Vote	Aubrey Plaza on Kissing Zac Efron Is in the EU Referendum
1	1 Vote	These Lego Models of Ford Supercars Are an Aberration