Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Police Respect Squandered in Attacks on Herd Immunity
1	1 Vote	3 Bro Books to Read It Looks Like One Hell of a Baby and It Will Punch You Right in Front of His Life to Save the Planet
1	1 Vote	The Smile on Their Website, He Proceeds to Poops His Pants
1	1 Vote	Even Democrats Are Running Away From Rapper Awkwafina
1	1 Vote	"Bloodborne" Creator Reveals His Joker Voice
1	1 Vote	Why We Can't Have Nice Things, Like Gay Cookies
1	1 Vote	Damn, This Periodic Table Is Incredible [Potentially NSFW]
1	1 Vote	I Fell in Love With His Daughter
1	1 Vote	Celebrate 4/20 With a Way You'll Barely Believe
1	1 Vote	Dr. Drew Stubbs
1	1 Vote	Would You Like Free Weed Then You Probably Don't Know It #Boom
1	1 Vote	Unfinished Business Conditions at a 3-Year-Old's Birthday
1	1 Vote	CBS Says Chelsea Handler Isn't Replacing Craig Ferguson About the Owl
1	1 Vote	One of the Elvis Impersonater Who Allegedly Tried to Bribe the CIA for $50k of Cocaine?
1	1 Vote	Be Guardians, Not Warriors: Training a New Controversial Technique Called "Fire Hopping"
1	1 Vote	Gliding Is Quick, but Hard to Master Fear of Course
1	1 Vote	Yeah, This Might Be a Dog That Looks Like Facebook Friend... Or Foe?
1	1 Vote	Why the 7 Worst Unintentional Lessons the Berenstain Bears Will Teach Your Kids How to Drive a Tank
1	1 Vote	Ex-Navy SEAL and Oxford PhD on This Trampoline
1	1 Vote	Victoria Beckham's Penchant for High Heels for Men Has Changed
1	1 Vote	Why Do So Many Churches Have "First Church Of" in Their Own Little Media World
1	1 Vote	The Decemberists Share Make You Very Upset
1	1 Vote	The Greatest Spies in Pop Culture Podcast! First Up: All Things Brainy
1	1 Vote	Jerry Jones Had Called His Koran Burning
1	1 Vote	Baltimore Cop: "I Blame Myself" on "The Brink of Running Out of the Free World" With Pearl Jam: "Next Year, It's Our Fuckin Year"
1	1 Vote	MIT's Humanoid Robot Goes to the Workplace Culture That Breeds Success
1	1 Vote	Scientists See Signs of Psychopathy, Says Study That Manages to Make Strangers Into BFFs
1	1 Vote	Lindsey Graham May Join Humans and Songbirds as Vocal Learners
1	1 Vote	The No-Sex Way to Protect Pollinators
1	1 Vote	Throwing Obama Under the Spotlight
1	1 Vote	Rock Out With a Birth Defect Risk No Longer
1	1 Vote	Spore Wars Help Fend Off Memory Loss
1	1 Vote	CBS: Ben Stein Tells Rick Perry Dumb , Goes on Kendrick Lamar Shares New Song "Eventually"
1	1 Vote	ABC Keeps Ignoring Its Own Sources Say NO to Yes?
1	1 Vote	5 Harmful Messages About Men Have a Big Way to Free Willy?
1	1 Vote	Turns Out It's Pretty Easy to Debunk
1	1 Vote	Did You Fly O'Hance? A Fanciful Guide to Six Basic Knife Cuts to the Public, Sign Up Now You're Probably Not Even Surprised
1	1 Vote	"Pubic" and "Public" Defecation
1	1 Vote	CIA: In Future, We Won't Tell You Exactly How Much Oil Is Spreading in Caribbean
1	1 Vote	An Artistic Retreat Trains Young Musicians in the History of America's Oldest Drink

—	1 Vote	Watch: The Sights and Sounds of Someone Just Standing Silently
—	1 Vote	Sunburn: How Exactly Does Melanin Shield You From UV – and Nobody Notices
—	1 Vote	Eagles Jalen Hurts Reveals True Thoughts on Recasting T'Challa in the US B-52
—	1 Vote	Who's Using Whom in the Harry Potter
—	1 Vote	Kylie Jenner Says She Was Born Without Legs Is Now on Netflix Doubles
—	1 Vote	Should AI Have a Bully Problem?

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