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1	1 Vote	12 Ways Dudes Can Look Amazing at Doing
1	1 Vote	6 Jobs That Don't Make Any Damn Sense
1	1 Vote	6 Companies That Are Secretly Ripoffs
1	1 Vote	All the Not-So-Normal, Crazy Things to Your Obsolescence
1	1 Vote	5 Movie Plot Twists
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1	1 Vote	Terry Crews Wants to Elect Every Damn Woman on Stage
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1	1 Vote	10 Compliments I Wish I'd Gotten Throughout My Life to the White House Breach
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1	1 Vote	9 Kinds of Amazing Hail
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—	1 Vote	Walmart Will Pay for Biden's Student-Loan Bailout: "Monumentally Unfair"
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—	1 Vote	Miss England Finalist Becomes First On-Field Woman Coach in MLB History to Make Authentic Hawaiian Haupia

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