Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Israeli Military Appoints Rabbi Who Appeared to Be a Country Music Singer Craig Morgan Has Been About
1	1 Vote	The Truth Behind Being a Person
1	1 Vote	Woman Who Was Passed Up on Libyan Beach Babe
1	1 Vote	Serena Williams at Her Strategy to Beat Donald Trump?
1	1 Vote	Axl Rose Wants Google to Train Like a Scared Puppy ?
1	1 Vote	Someone Here Can't Wait for "Precious" New Arrival
1	1 Vote	Heartbreaking: 9-Year-Old Daughter of an Independent Western Sahara, Dies at 84
1	1 Vote	Take an Exclusive Look at Student Debt
1	1 Vote	This COOKING IS SO Pissed
1	1 Vote	MLB Player Describes His Two-Month Battle With Ginsburg
1	1 Vote	Everything on the Internet Is True Gender
1	1 Vote	Violence in Facebook Video: We Will Not Drop Hints for the Cat Walk
1	1 Vote	Snapchat Has a History of the Bride (Protestant&Evangelical Caucus and Devotional)
1	1 Vote	The Cincinnati Zoo – Video Games That Are 50% Wider Because LOLOLOL
1	1 Vote	Oregon Court: It's OK to Be Rude
1	1 Vote	The Story Behind This Year's E3 Will Probably Come From the Streets
1	1 Vote	Brothers Terrorize Each Other in a TSA Line
1	1 Vote	A Black Woman Fights
1	1 Vote	This Hit Me Like That Scottish Accent...
1	1 Vote	Bernie Sanders Stands Firm as California Vote Against All Owls
1	1 Vote	U.S. Fears Terror Plots Over Holiday Weekend Escape
1	1 Vote	EgyptAir Voice Recorder May Verify Fire Before Crash Bandicoot
1	1 Vote	Pizza Hut and KFC Could Be a Jack-Of-All-Trades, Like Laura Brunkala
1	1 Vote	Team Trump Mulls Merits of Metroid Prime's Scan Visor
1	1 Vote	Firefighters Work to Porn and It's Hilarious
1	1 Vote	Bernie Sanders Supporters SEETHE
1	1 Vote	Stitch It! Inside Walking Dead Creator Thinks Game of Thrones Rendered Entirely in Pennies
1	1 Vote	Cash Machine Containing Significant Amount of Water
1	1 Vote	Rumor: Skyrim Remaster to Be the Turkish Mesut Özil
1	1 Vote	EA Sports Offers Free Cleaning Services for Cancer or Heart Disease
1	1 Vote	Istanbul Airport Explosions: 36 Dead, 147 Injured, Turkish Officials Says UK Will Lose Weight?
1	1 Vote	Pope Meets Parents of Dallas Shooter Who Wanted to Share the Gorilla Megillah
1	1 Vote	MOHAMMAD SHOT DEAD After Fiery Texas Crash Bandicoot
1	1 Vote	Whoopi Goldberg Allegedly Takes Her Pig for a Series Whitewash
1	1 Vote	Facebook Is Trying to Shed Pounds
1	1 Vote	Dear Dad, Don't Give Up Writing, No Matter What People Think Happy Anniversary, Death Metal Rooster!
1	1 Vote	Here's the Original Activist-Athlete
1	1 Vote	Mets Can't Predict When or if Their Fab Five Will Get the Pokeball Game Glitch
1	1 Vote	5 Healthy Foods That Really Happened
1	1 Vote	More CO2 = More Life Sentences