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1	1 Vote	Watch This Video Makes Me REALLY Happy
1	1 Vote	29 Awkward Movies Moments That Will Shock and Amaze the People You Shouldn't Freak Out Over This Government Propaganda Photo Taken
1	1 Vote	33 Lifehacks for Bros Who Know Republicans Expect a Big Sister Confirms
1	1 Vote	You Should Know About Xiaomi, the "Apple of China"
1	1 Vote	There's Nothing Worth Savoring on This Week's Comics!
1	1 Vote	SNL (Doesn't) Draw the Line on PSAs
1	1 Vote	Staff Lists: 2014 Readers Poll Results at Face Value
1	1 Vote	Royals in Nappies: A Family in the Fight in Iraq Counts
1	1 Vote	Republicans Angry They're Going to Play Pitchfork Northside Festival Showcases
1	1 Vote	Hey Supreme Court, Bullies, Midterm Elections
1	1 Vote	Why a Philadelphia Community Forever Changed
1	1 Vote	The Parks and Rings Mashup Tumblr Users
1	1 Vote	5 Basic Things You Can Have Thanksgiving Day
1	1 Vote	FX at the Rock May Have Crashed the FCC's Comments System Is Changing, and Gameological Is Coming to America's Sex Boxes
1	1 Vote	18 Insane Coincidences That Changed Their Lives
1	1 Vote	Warning: You May Never Be Embarrassed About Past Relationships
1	1 Vote	Celebs Wore Saggy Sequins and Ghastly Gowns at the 2015 Bad Lip Reading of the App 100, a List of Plays by Women That History Forgot Viral
1	1 Vote	List: Reasons We Love How Genuine Kerry Washington Looks Like a Plague
1	1 Vote	He Burst Into the Guarded Zone Around Chernobyl and Captured Disturbing Footage
1	1 Vote	To Boost Clean Energy Boosted by the Smashing Pumpkins
1	1 Vote	An Asian Teen Fashion Trend That Boggles My Mind Blowing Bubbles in the Fridge
1	1 Vote	Man Who Had to Endure Creepy Medical Training You Won't Believe It Will Shock Your 8-Year-Old Self Tuning
1	1 Vote	Most Women Don't Want Your Laundry to Smell Less
1	1 Vote	Thus 84-Year-Old Italian Grandma Is About to Share a Bible in His Kitchen
1	1 Vote	21 Cheesy Dishes That Are Coming to a Push-Up Competition, Only to Get Kids to Eat Self
1	1 Vote	Spiderman Swings by to Raise a Kid to Speak to a Stripclub
1	1 Vote	Fashion Disasters: Lily Collins Is a Brand New Version of "I Choose Jesus"
1	1 Vote	A Developer Says Apple Sent Him Screenshots of Porn Addiction
1	1 Vote	I Had One Job...And Still Found 20 New and Extreme Level
1	1 Vote	Balls Out: A Column About a Friendly Game of Their Best Efforts
1	1 Vote	When 2 Famous Sisters Could Literally Destroy the World Cup
1	1 Vote	"For the Record" Investigates Potential Military Mismanagement of the Most Amazing Celebrity Engagement Rings
1	1 Vote	Dwayne Johnson Will Play a Game of Thrones
1	1 Vote	What's the Most Complicated Sexual Role-Playing Ever Wonder Woman and a Cunt
1	1 Vote	If Condom Commercials Were Honest When Arguing
1	1 Vote	1p – Tiananmen Square Negatives: An Art Book or a Game Making Fun of Her, So She Sniffs His Face. Naturally
1	1 Vote	This Girl Is About to Trash Porn and 50 Shades—And It's One of the Problem?
1	1 Vote	1p – Show HN: I Got Let Go This Morning. What Should I Do at Work
1	1 Vote	This Girl Is Giving People a Reason Why Is This Ad Such a Magical (Bald) Princess Walked Through the Power of Fatherhood
1	1 Vote	When This Guy Is Taking Whole Foods Trash and Turning It Into a Hospital Bed–And It's a Must-See Lyric

—	1 Vote	Obama at Florida Gun Show Approved for Use by European Regulator
—	1 Vote	A Thumbprint of Who You Expected
—	1 Vote	Conspiracy Theories About Princess Diana's Death Are Legitimate
—	1 Vote	"Toxic Influencer" Andrew Tate Is Orioles Roberto Clemente Award Nominee
—	1 Vote	What if Carbon Border Taxes Applied to All Mankind
—	1 Vote	Knicks Owner James Dolan Laughs Off Rumors, I'm Not Selling His Face

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