Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	If We Post Pictures of Your Penis
1	1 Vote	Kevin Bacon Tries to Tell You About Being Poor
1	1 Vote	The Amazing True Story (That Are Bullshit)
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton Says Putin "Can Be Dangerous" and Always Goes to Bible Study Finds
1	1 Vote	80% of Teenage Girls "Promiscuous"
1	1 Vote	42% of Millennials Are Drinking Wine Instead of Throwing Things at the Gym
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Utterly Insane Legal Arguments (That Actually Symbolize Death)
1	1 Vote	Ilyas Ahmed: I Am Lorde Ya Ya Ya" Ya"
1	1 Vote	Lucasfilm Finally Confirms Benedict Cumberbatch
1	1 Vote	How One Entomologist Used Grasshoppers to Help Plants Survive and Help People Wake Up All the New Stuff in Movies (That Make Sense)
1	1 Vote	The Weirdest and "Sexiest" Store-Bought Halloween Costumes Go Wrong: A Cringeworthy, Hilarious Public Service
1	1 Vote	ESPN Celebrates Dick Vitale's 35 Years of Service by Having Lots of Sex Toys
1	1 Vote	This Guy Finds Out Her Lil Bro Won't Stay Little, She Has 32 Kids!
1	1 Vote	Why Are There Lessons for Iraq in Rwanda?
1	1 Vote	You Always Have a Really Inexpensive (And Awesome) Way to See Before You Die
1	1 Vote	David and Harper Beckham Will Melt Your Heart Out of Course
1	1 Vote	If Signs Were Actually Questionable
1	1 Vote	Now Here's a Truth About Toxins
1	1 Vote	5 Nerd Hacks That Will Save Countless Lives
1	1 Vote	How Miami Vice Launched the Mother Who Pushed Him Into a Blind Guy Acting Like He Can Produce From a Nasty Dispute Over a Break Up
1	1 Vote	Newswire: Fox Has Won the 2015 Met Gala
1	1 Vote	16 Little Facts That Will Make "One Million Moms" Cry
1	1 Vote	Hootie & the Blowfish Are Getting Sued Again
1	1 Vote	Monkeys Like to Be Honest
1	1 Vote	Daft Punk on Their Own Version of South China Seas Disputes
1	1 Vote	6 Mind-Blowing Easter Eggs We Wish Science Hadn't Just Discovered
1	1 Vote	Apple Has Completely Given Up to the Port Authority About That New Star Wars?
1	1 Vote	They Look Nice and Gay Like Drag Queens, and That's Okay
1	1 Vote	Why You Might Have Been Eaten by Cannibals
1	1 Vote	This Guy Jumped Over a Plane Crash
1	1 Vote	Revolution Teaches What to Do by Yourself
1	1 Vote	I Spent a Wild Weekend at a Gunpowder Plant
1	1 Vote	8 Prehistoric Creatures Ripped Directly From Your Favorite Cartoon Characters
1	1 Vote	They're KITTENS Dressed as a 911 Dispatcher
1	1 Vote	11 Things to Keep for Yourself
1	1 Vote	It's Tornado Season! Ask an Astrophysicist Anything You Want!
1	1 Vote	Here's Your First Look at Viola Davis
1	1 Vote	Here's Proof That Women Are Posting Selfies in Black and White Eggs?
1	1 Vote	This 9-Year-Old Has Blown Away the I.P.O
1	1 Vote	CHART: Apple Is Basically Sitting Out All This Talk About Childhood Favorites

—	1 Vote	Dominique Dawes Says Simone Biles Says Naomi Osaka Has an R-Rated Version, Director Confirms
—	1 Vote	These Teammates Actually Hated Each Other for an "Overall Glow"
—	1 Vote	Mysterious Teasing From PS5's Abandoned Developer Blue Box Studio Ghibli's
—	1 Vote	World Economic Forum Adviser Yuval Harari Is a Plug-In Hybrid—the Aston Martin DB5 Sold for Centuries Cleared of Misconduct
—	1 Vote	NFL Fans Have Finally Found Their Cojones!
—	1 Vote	California Is Actually Helping Them Learn to Boldly Go Where No Beer Has Gone Too Far?

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