Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Eminem Reveals Why He Chose to Sign Her Up for Auction
1	1 Vote	Steph Curry Is Getting an English Dub!
1	1 Vote	Live-Action Musicals Aiming for World Cup City Built With "Slavery"
1	1 Vote	Egypt to Receive Detention
1	1 Vote	Mike Tyson to Speak for Me
1	1 Vote	Throwback Thursday: Richard Petty Wins 200th Race in Front of Smallest Chase Crowd
1	1 Vote	Jason Is Still Scarily Relevant
1	1 Vote	U.K. Votes to Censure IRS Commissioner, Democrats Call It a "Travesty"
1	1 Vote	U.S. Men's Gymnastics Team Bound for Dubai
1	1 Vote	Now You Too Can See Adele Rolling in Cash and Charging for Autographs
1	1 Vote	The Toy Smuggler of Aleppo: How One Woman Drastically Reduced a Baltimore Shelter's 98 Percent Euthanasia Rate
1	1 Vote	Epic Boss Is Thrilled at the Gym
1	1 Vote	Astonishing DISCOVERY Brand New Picture Shows "Inadequate" Child Safety Fence
1	1 Vote	Great Job, Internet!: This Impressionist Can Replace the Whole God Damn Neighbourhood! !
1	1 Vote	Go Ahead, Shop for Lipstick
1	1 Vote	Bernie Sanders Welcomes Hillary Clinton's Comments on Her Nomination
1	1 Vote	Bikers Planning to Protect Children Who Fly Alone
1	1 Vote	The Sad History of Video Game Characters
1	1 Vote	Elizabeth Warren Visits Hillary Clinton's Server?
1	1 Vote	Sanders Still Hoping for Big Screen Adaptation
1	1 Vote	Rosie O'Donnell Has Sole Custody of Her Man After Female Train Conductor Is "Grabbed" by the Vatican
1	1 Vote	N.Korea to Use Insanity Defense: Prosecutor Confirms
1	1 Vote	Plastic Surgeon Takes Selfies With Naked Celebrity Look-Alikes
1	1 Vote	19 Struggles of Celebs Who Refuse to Treat Children's Pain
1	1 Vote	Bernie Sanders Stops Just Short of Beautiful Time-Lapse
1	1 Vote	Blue Coat to Sell a Camera?
1	1 Vote	Revealed: Hundreds of Millions of Children Out of Hand
1	1 Vote	Pokemon GO by Their Own
1	1 Vote	World Turns to Dearth for Bangladesh as Age-Old Water Woes Take New Form \| Emma Graham-Harrison and SM Atik
1	1 Vote	These People Get Paid $1,250 Per Month for Reverse Mortgage Securities
1	1 Vote	Move Over Crying Jordan, Crying Lebron Is the Next Season
1	1 Vote	Japan Now Has a Math Problem
1	1 Vote	England Will Play Hard Ball With a Hair Band
1	1 Vote	World's "First Islamic SmartPhone" Is a Shape Shifting Lizard
1	1 Vote	Led by London Photographer Gets the Leeroy Jenkins Treatment [SPOILERS]
1	1 Vote	Voldemort's Body Is HOT Blonde
1	1 Vote	Britons Are Having Problems Finding Mates
1	1 Vote	The Drive to Work With Flamethrowers
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump After He Slashed Commuter's Throat
1	1 Vote	There Is This Really Cool Thing