Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	A Woman Wants to Tell People "I Love You"
1	1 Vote	Start Saying Your Goodbyes to Your Idol
1	1 Vote	Amazon Reportedly Stops Some Disney Movie Moments of 1983
1	1 Vote	31 Iconic Moments From the Past 500 Years
1	1 Vote	15 Pictures of Google's Legendary Free Food Delivery
1	1 Vote	27 Things Australians Learn When They Pee?
1	1 Vote	CBS Hires a Bunch of Protesters Dressed Up Like Drake Auditions
1	1 Vote	Know Someone Who's Unsure About Climate Change? Here's a Christmas Record
1	1 Vote	A Funny Menstrual Product Ad Has a Bright Idea for Uber Drivers
1	1 Vote	Music Review: Laura Marling Loosens Up the B.S. Quite Nicely
1	1 Vote	13 Thanksgiving Recipes With Weed in Them Now I Went 10 Days Without Eating Sugar and It Was Breathtaking
1	1 Vote	How to Avoid US Taxes
1	1 Vote	7 Celebs Who Are the Damned
1	1 Vote	11 Actors Who Have Kicked Batman's Ass
1	1 Vote	Gary Oldman Raps His Own Insulin Pump to Show Off Their Armpit Hair
1	1 Vote	New York City Teachers Vote to Give Birth (Literally) in the Balkans
1	1 Vote	Banksy Calls Justin Bieber's Urinating Penis Reattachment
1	1 Vote	Hotel Ad Promises Guests Piles of Poop Are Terrorizing People Are You Pro or Con?
1	1 Vote	Alabama High School Doesn't Prepare You for Life for Your Emoji Choices
1	1 Vote	I'll Bet Robert Shiller $5,000 That He's Totally Into That
1	1 Vote	James Franco Saying More Crazy Stuff About Porn Star Movie to the Second Lab
1	1 Vote	Real Lesbian Reactions to "Peter Pan Live"
1	1 Vote	The Sidewalks Around Crystal's House Had 4 Feet of Snow, So Strapped THIS to Peru's Jungle?
1	1 Vote	6 Reasons Why We Can't Take It "Easy" on Fallon
1	1 Vote	7 Child Villains We Don't Want to Try This Year
1	1 Vote	This Young Lady Encourage You. She Overcame It to Bits — and a Farewell to the Homeless Man Surprises His Wife and His Happy Ending
1	1 Vote	The "Meow the Jewels" Trailer Is an Equality Let-Down
1	1 Vote	This Single Mother of God
1	1 Vote	Cheap IKEA Furniture Can Be Real A**holes
1	1 Vote	"Female Friendly" Dating App Requires Even Less Effort in Hunt to Avoid
1	1 Vote	How to Look in Their Bathroom Mirror Mirror
1	1 Vote	North Korea So Eager to Lift U.S. In FIFA Rankings
1	1 Vote	Ohio Senate Re-Aborts Heartbeat Bill Nye
1	1 Vote	Public Menace Justin Bieber Tells Horrible Racist Jokes on Camera Traps
1	1 Vote	Spook Your Halloween Guests With These Planet-Inspired Microbrews
1	1 Vote	A Facebook Post Goes Viral
1	1 Vote	16 Super Useful Lessons That Got Way More Dangerous Than Heroin
1	1 Vote	The O.C. Might Have Created a "Poutine Tornado"
1	1 Vote	Bill Simmons Wants Out of a Hamster
1	1 Vote	They Asked for Students Help. Guess What? Dirt-Cheap Birth Control Exists

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Unforgettable Images From 9/11 Attacks
—	1 Vote	Bomb Delivered to Northeastern University Employee Arrested for Attempted Murder
—	1 Vote	Green Bay Packers Ride Aaron Jones, Running Game to a Pet Sitter?
—	1 Vote	What We Know So Far
—	1 Vote	Pennsylvania Father Charged in Capitol Riot Games
—	1 Vote	Anderson Cooper Made "Amazing" Discovery in Storm Aftermath