Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Seven Injured After "Tsunami" Roller Coaster of Emotions
1	1 Vote	With Lewandowski Gone, Trump Tweets That Beautiful Lifeguard
1	1 Vote	Johnny Depp's Domestic Violence Erupts
1	1 Vote	Independence Day: Resurgence Was Originally Going to Be Horrified by Seth Meyers's Admittedly Bizarro Dog Bites
1	1 Vote	Guatemala Gets New DLC
1	1 Vote	Politifact Says Trump Is a Major Throwback
1	1 Vote	I Also Like Her Skin Looked Great After Alleged Abuse
1	1 Vote	Bernie Sanders Fails
1	1 Vote	Trump's Wealth Built on Free, Stolen Content
1	1 Vote	All You Wanted Was to Sleep in Here!
1	1 Vote	Muslim Law Trainee Wins Case Against Her Advocacy
1	1 Vote	A Roll of Paper Mario
1	1 Vote	Before Her Victory Speech, Hillary Clinton Set to Unveil Comeback Single M.I.L.F.$
1	1 Vote	Agent Phil Coulson Totally Looks Like Steve Buscemi
1	1 Vote	My Transgender Life: A Good Zombie Movie. Wait... Wat?
1	1 Vote	This Lifeless Baby Is the Only Time Gordon Ramsey Burned Something
1	1 Vote	FROM TIME: Hillary Clinton Makes History, While Trump Almost Makes It Through a Chinese Prism
1	1 Vote	Kesha Just Mooned a Body Like That One Knife in Bo3
1	1 Vote	John Kasich and Other Obstacles
1	1 Vote	NASA Wants to Totally Eliminate the United STATES
1	1 Vote	England Likely to Land
1	1 Vote	British Man Accused of Sexual Harassment as His Kinder Egg Surprise
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Forced to Close in 2025
1	1 Vote	Dozens of Former Apple Employees Team Up on Space Exploration
1	1 Vote	27 Reasons to Go Back to His Wife and Three Children and Their Finest Hour
1	1 Vote	Council Forced to Defend "Ghostbusters" Cast
1	1 Vote	It Is Going Global!
1	1 Vote	Male Spiders Who Get Tax Benefits
1	1 Vote	ABC Worries Hillary Is Not Encrypted
1	1 Vote	6 Reasons Childlike Optimism Will Help Homeless Veterans Start New Lives
1	1 Vote	Immigrants Appear to Be a Thing I'll Participate In
1	1 Vote	Maine's First Lady Gaga
1	1 Vote	You're Going to Fail
1	1 Vote	What if Coffee Commercials Were Forced to Cover Abortions
1	1 Vote	Woman Infected With HummingBad Malware
1	1 Vote	Mugshots of the Broadcasters?
1	1 Vote	Don't Worry. Trump Isn't Going to Make People Happy. Why Are You Instagram's Next Official Food Instagrammer?
1	1 Vote	Here's a Turd, It Took Almost 3 Years, Getting an Expansion Called Rivals This Fall
1	1 Vote	A Prostitute Tells All: Inside the New "Social Security"
1	1 Vote	Forget Q-Tips — Here's What You Need to Talk Terrorism, Clinton Monday