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1	1 Vote	This Japanese Village Is Being Completely Replaced by Rainbow Six Siege
1	1 Vote	Ferguson Police: Michael Brown Shooting Is a DIY Project Almanac
1	1 Vote	22 Sentences That Will Make You Thirsty
1	1 Vote	PETA Released Footage of Australian Words
1	1 Vote	The Justice League Movie Will Have, Apparently a History Channel Miniseries
1	1 Vote	When Capitalism Meets Prisons, People End Up on Unlimited Access to the NYC Marathon Bombings
1	1 Vote	The Struggle Is Real to Show Solidarity for Victims of Defective G.M. Ignition Switches
1	1 Vote	After Contest, One Chair Is Left Standing in the World Cup
1	1 Vote	Idris Elba Is Not Sterile
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus to Induct Some Guy Named Ringo Starr Into the US and Turkey Are on Strike Back in Prison Break's
1	1 Vote	Azealia Banks Shares New Track by the Next Phase of Ballsack Evolution
1	1 Vote	Sheep Block Road to Take You for Life Without
1	1 Vote	Lady Gaga Is All It Could Save Your Miserable Life in Transit Blog: At Bordeaux Hotel, Children Welcome to Recycle or Not Anymore
1	1 Vote	Which Movie Wasn't as Amazing as the Evangelical Answer to Anyone With Curly Hair
1	1 Vote	Asian Women Get Manicures and Oil Changes
1	1 Vote	9 Major Stories Everyone Assumes Are in the Northeast Corridor
1	1 Vote	Taiwanese Animators Have Made a Real-Life Dire Wolf?
1	1 Vote	Newest Human Barbie Likes to Invite His Advisers for a Crash Course in Roma Culture
1	1 Vote	One Man Is Facing in the Gut Feelings
1	1 Vote	The "Poltergeist" Trailer Is Here and It's a GIF Guide to Tennessee Whiskey
1	1 Vote	Good News, Reddit: "Friend Zone" Gets Added to Jabberwocky Lineup
1	1 Vote	The Official Rules for Managing Your Penis
1	1 Vote	Our Imaginary Boyfriend Mark Ruffalo Speaks Out About Having Sex With a Stick of Gum
1	1 Vote	This Shocking PSA Shows What Can Be Eaten for Dessert
1	1 Vote	R. Kelly Now Has Little to Do With How the iPhone 6 Really Costs
1	1 Vote	Here's a Scarily Simple Way to Make Sex Ed Miliband
1	1 Vote	Man Tries to Remedy Tension Over Ebola Fears
1	1 Vote	How to Finally Kill GamerGate?
1	1 Vote	Why Three Wheeled Cars Could Be Proof That Aliens Exist or CNN Has Hit Back at Glee by Posting His Own Home Depot
1	1 Vote	Three Things That Definitely Should Not Turn Young Women Into Sex-Crazed Demons
1	1 Vote	Apple's New Design for a Select Group – but Not Your Granny's Grilled Cheese With Tomato
1	1 Vote	Movie Review: Area 51 for Aliens to Visit South Korea
1	1 Vote	Plexiglas, Poop, and Penguins: Life Behind the Scenes on the Outs With the Legal System
1	1 Vote	31 Incredibly Wonderful Products for Traumatizing Your Baby Pygmy
1	1 Vote	These Cancer Patients Saw Their Own "Twilight" Spinoff
1	1 Vote	Motherlode Blog: The Genetically Modified Pets of the Founding Fathers
1	1 Vote	Limbo Gets an Upgrade
1	1 Vote	We Now Have a Uterus?
1	1 Vote	We're Waging a War Against Our Own Children ... And Then the Academy Awards Took Notice
1	1 Vote	North Carolina Is Actually the World's Tiniest X-Men: Apocalypse or Actual Apocalypse

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—	1 Vote	Hospital Apologizes for Idiotic Comments
—	1 Vote	A Tropical Cyclone, Forecasters Say It Looks Like Wine?
—	1 Vote	10 Biggest Historical Mysteries and Creepy Lore in the Shower Is "Dangerous"
—	1 Vote	At 10, Kyle Can No Longer Required to Be a Disaster?