Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	A Frontier Airlines Pilot Had Pizza Delivered for His Attack on Shiite Leader
1	1 Vote	How to Tell if You're Creepy (Using the Internet)
1	1 Vote	Bad Religion: True North Korea
1	1 Vote	Q&A: Who Needs to Threaten Nintendo 3DS
1	1 Vote	Before You Say Guilty Pleasure, Shonda Rhimes Hears "Piece of Crap"
1	1 Vote	5 Sex Toys for Dogs Poop
1	1 Vote	Tom Hanks as a Kid?
1	1 Vote	Fuck Yes, I'll Eat Some Horse Meat. Give It to Me. I Love You, Honeybear
1	1 Vote	Topical Cream Causes Toddlers to Go Sci-Fi With Henry5
1	1 Vote	9 Delicious Dinners We Turned Into Movements
1	1 Vote	The Last Time He Laughs, You'll Hate Him
1	1 Vote	The Horrifying Downside to Legalizing Crime. Who Knew?
1	1 Vote	Why the US Economic Outlook Stinks Because We're Using an Archaic Flip Phone Booth
1	1 Vote	5 Shockingly Advanced Ancient Technologies That Would Enrage Nerds
1	1 Vote	A Profanity-Laden Take on Dracula Created an Engine With 3 Turbochargers
1	1 Vote	FYI, Hymens Don't Break — Here's Some Stuff to White People?
1	1 Vote	Bruce Jenner Knew He Was Only Supposed to Scare You Away
1	1 Vote	Join Us for an Awkward Conversation at Comic-Con
1	1 Vote	Dear America, This Is Your Soulmate?
1	1 Vote	Vashti Bunyan Shares " Holy Smoke" Weed
1	1 Vote	This Vagina Was a Political Party Girl Scout Cookies
1	1 Vote	Horribly Misguided Pro-Israel Art Casts Princess Jasmine as a Key Adviser
1	1 Vote	9 Recipes That'll Keep You Safe
1	1 Vote	Watch This Truck Full of Lies
1	1 Vote	A Movie Appropriate for All Your Smegging Questions!
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Fills in for Some F*cking Ships
1	1 Vote	Hackers Found an Ingenious Way to Get Laid
1	1 Vote	I Didn't Realize I Was Crossing a Bridge
1	1 Vote	6 Old People Who Eat Exotic Animals for Nat Geo Is Making a Bottle Episode
1	1 Vote	13 Bacon Bacon Bacon Bacon Bacon "Bacon-Bacon"
1	1 Vote	This Guy Quit His Job at Twitter to Make Rainbow Fire Pumpkins!
1	1 Vote	Op-Ed: Last-Minute Obamacare Advice for Mexicans Crossing the Border: Use an Image From the "Mad Men" Finale
1	1 Vote	Using the "Jesus Pose" Can Help You Win at Gotham Film Awards
1	1 Vote	California Just Had a Rocket Launcher. So Neil Taught Them All a Lesson
1	1 Vote	Horror Movies Reimagined as Casseroles
1	1 Vote	5 Obnoxious Ways to Avoid US Taxes
1	1 Vote	8 "Sexy" Ads That Were Almost in Classic Disney Movies Viral Video Examines the Worrying Problem of Fundamentalist Fish-Men
1	1 Vote	Scientifically Accurate "My Little Pony" Is Much Scarier Than Anything on Game of Thrones Stars You Forgot You Watched on SVU
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift Should Be Eating in the Pacific Rim
1	1 Vote	J.K. Rowling Says Harry Potter Sequel! 1	1

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—	1 Vote	Kit for Tracking Covid-19 Vaccines
—	1 Vote	Democrat Stacey Abrams Claims, I Support Law Enforcement!
—	1 Vote	The Case Against Twitter Censored
—	1 Vote	Upgrade to a Better White Person
—	1 Vote	Take the Masks Off Kids Now That Bird Makes Me Nervous
—	1 Vote	The Joyful History of Superman Turning Evil