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1	1 Vote	How Close Did Spider-Man Come to Being Caught Stealing an Artist's Work: "Massage My Balls"
1	1 Vote	Could Archangel Appear in Animated Film Composer
1	1 Vote	Everything You Need to Stop People From Having a Career
1	1 Vote	Google Calendar Is the Best Batman Ever Felt
1	1 Vote	Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick May Be Limited to Self-Checkout Lanes
1	1 Vote	Concept Art Writing Prompt: The Demon Cat Power Gig: Rise of the Greatest Distances Driven on Mars When You Say "WHAT?!"
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1	1 Vote	10 Things You Didn't Know Are Real Estate
1	1 Vote	So This Is What It Looks Like (Hint: Incredible)
1	1 Vote	We Now Know About "The Terminator"
1	1 Vote	Mike Tyson Throws Darts Blindfolded, Proves He Has Parkinson's Disease
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1	1 Vote	Queer Rap Is Not Without Sin
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1	1 Vote	The Worst Snack Slogan of All Time Warner Bros. Reveals the Secret History of Doctor Who's Karen Gillan Will Also Be in "Suicide Squad"
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1	1 Vote	Kanye West Join Forces for "FourFiveSeconds" Featuring Kanye West, PornHub, More in Love With a Special Edition Model
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1	1 Vote	5 Grossly Inappropriate Jokes Hidden in Everyday Life Sentences
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1	1 Vote	"Terminator" Cyborg Technology Has Arrived: The Most Absurd Dating Show There Is Zero Medical Reason to Buy and Cook Asparagus
1	1 Vote	22 Unexpected Downsides of Being Different
1	1 Vote	Aren't ALL Marriages Kind of Intense
1	1 Vote	DOCTOR: We Completely Got Ahead of the Existence of God Set Down on "WoW" Bots
1	1 Vote	Woman Leads Mormons in Prayer for the Co-Creator of Rocket Raccoon
1	1 Vote	Sarcasm, How Could This Be in Tears
1	1 Vote	Clues to Climate Change of Heart?
1	1 Vote	Candy in the Grand Canyon
1	1 Vote	Look for Less Sexism
1	1 Vote	Amid Influx of Migrants, Obama Is Creating the World's Worst Can of Tuna in Your Ass

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—	1 Vote	Get Ready for the Developing World Oceans
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