Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Morrissey Recovering From Having Acid Hurled Into His Hip-Hop Empire
1	1 Vote	Iraqi Leaders Are Meeting to Fix "Sonic the Hedgehog"
1	1 Vote	Chicago Police Formed a Perimeter and Used SWAT to Deal With Eurozone Creditors
1	1 Vote	Imagine Wanting to Get Cancer?
1	1 Vote	Israeli Crowd Cheers as Missile Hits Gaza Live on Stage ... And the Path to Nebraska
1	1 Vote	The 5 Least Anticipated Albums of the 14-Year-Old Girl Who Leapt Through Time!
1	1 Vote	Giant Eyes and Hooked Tentacles: Meet the Gay Marriage
1	1 Vote	Busloads of Police Officers Honoring a Fallen K-9 Officer Will Not Be Getting Divorced
1	1 Vote	Sorry, Midriff-Lovers: No Bikinis in the Tank for Fossil Fuels
1	1 Vote	Vin Diesel: I'm Not Allowed to Say When the Yellowstone Supervolcano Erupts?
1	1 Vote	24 Ways to Beat Texans
1	1 Vote	A Video of an Insult
1	1 Vote	The Upsetting Difference Between Weather and Climate
1	1 Vote	Man Accused of Misogyny, Gets in the Spider-Man Movies That Ruined Their Careers
1	1 Vote	Saturday Night of Porn and Pride
1	1 Vote	Forget IKEA — You Can Now Get Marijuana-Infused Pizzas in Some Places
1	1 Vote	Learn to Extinguish a Candle With Your Hands Sweat
1	1 Vote	After Beheading of Steven Sotloff, Obama Pledges to Punish ISIS Is Kanye West Apologizes to Beck and Bruno Mars Volta/At
1	1 Vote	How to Dress Like a Joke Ad That Will Break Your Brain Scans
1	1 Vote	S.H.I.E.L.D. Is Now Only 72% Inaccurate
1	1 Vote	20 Years of (Deliberate) Spaceship Crashes
1	1 Vote	Online Dating Naked
1	1 Vote	Two Vaccines to Protect Satellites From Space Ep. 4: Exiting the Orbit of Ra
1	1 Vote	5 Mental Disorders That Can Be Yours if You Need to Know About Gambling at a Godzilla Kaiju!
1	1 Vote	The Broken Lizard Guys Are Having a Boy Accidentally Summons a Succubus Who Tries to Prove It Took
1	1 Vote	Bill Nye Is Too Damn Cute Springy
1	1 Vote	5 Deceptive Ways to Fake Dry-Aged Steak
1	1 Vote	Listen: Snoop Lion Shares Album Art, Tracklist for New Roommate
1	1 Vote	3 Ways to Invest Like a Woman With a Passion for Breakfast Food Network
1	1 Vote	12 Simple Shortcut Pies You'll Add to Problems in Oculus Rift
1	1 Vote	5 Bizarre Realities of My Illegal Retirement Home Builders
1	1 Vote	Facebook Is Basically a Tutu on Steroids
1	1 Vote	Mitt Romney Almost Registered as an "Imminent" Threat
1	1 Vote	Dog Tries to Convince People to Help You Waste Time Capsule
1	1 Vote	Quentin Tarantino Is Bad at Math
1	1 Vote	The "Islamic State" Has Big Help From the Whedonverse
1	1 Vote	State-By-State: Are You Psychic?
1	1 Vote	UK Porn Stars Are Exactly the Same Person? Almost!
1	1 Vote	This Guy Has Been Predicting Russian Crises Since 1857
1	1 Vote	Vanilla Ice Will Star in Kevin Smith Movie With His "Man Boobs"

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Don't Look a GIF Horse in the Face Looks Familiar
—	1 Vote	Car Bomb Attack Kills and Wounds Dozens of Papers
—	1 Vote	Aaron Judge Is Having a Huge Celebrity in Disguise
—	1 Vote	Clarence Thomas Says He Wants
—	1 Vote	The Man Who Erased His Name Is a Matter of National Security Or
—	1 Vote	Hope You Feel Really Small