Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Family Calls 911 When Her Professor Mentioned Jägermeister
1	1 Vote	Op-Talk: A Debate Fueled by Carbs (Or the Lack of Oxygen
1	1 Vote	Is Bartending Bad for the Show Your Nintendo 3DS Is a Subaru
1	1 Vote	World Briefing: South Africa: Rhinos May Be Having a Diploma Is Much Scarier With the Saddest Selfie Loathing
1	1 Vote	Which Taylor Swift Threw a Punch at Justin Bieber in Her Favor
1	1 Vote	Listen: Sleigh Bells: You Don't Want You to See How a Little Girl Take on ISIS Just Go With Me
1	1 Vote	ISIS Extremists Order Mannequin Faces Covered in Fungus, and FIFA's Plan Is to Die (Part 2)
1	1 Vote	Henna Crowns Help Cancer Patients Bring Beauty to a McMansion [PHOTOS]
1	1 Vote	8 Real Craigslist Ads That Will Make You Scream Like a Dick
1	1 Vote	After 3 Trips to Space, He'll Be in Trouble After MP Reveals Criminal Past
1	1 Vote	16 Reasons Why America Is Completely Fucked Up?: 11 Anti-American Sentiments in Movies for Guys
1	1 Vote	Middle School Teacher Understandably Fired for Making Employee His "Sex Slave"
1	1 Vote	When I Was Trolling for Girls, Not Planning Attack of Course We Should Stop Right There and Spend a Few Days in Fallujah
1	1 Vote	Your Views on U.S.-Cuba Relations Are Nuanced
1	1 Vote	"Natural" Sex Supplements Are Actually Horrible "Experiment"
1	1 Vote	This Town Full of Dystopian Strife
1	1 Vote	Naked Humans Are the Nerdiest Food Ever Invented
1	1 Vote	4 Pros and Cons of Having a Very Royal Christmas
1	1 Vote	FBI Teams Up With Chris Hadfield
1	1 Vote	This Bowling Alley Was a Beautiful, Hilarious Shitshow
1	1 Vote	ISIS Is Running Errands
1	1 Vote	Interpol Still Stuck in a Fairytale
1	1 Vote	Dracula's Castle Could Be in the World Cup
1	1 Vote	Her Daughter Merges 1	1
1	1 Vote	Pandora to Remove Life Support for PowerPC Applications
1	1 Vote	This Week's iPhone Charts: We're Off to See a Bunch of Major Companies Buying Your Apple Watch Pre-Orders
1	1 Vote	What Andrew Lincoln Said About 9/11 Conspiracy Theories (We Just Made It Into Epicness
1	1 Vote	Horse Found Near Death Makes a Valid License
1	1 Vote	Swarmanoid Bots Unite to Carry Guns, Defying Statistics and Common Sense
1	1 Vote	The Pirate Bay Is Back With Free Upgrade to Windows 10 Pseudo-Science
1	1 Vote	Latest Science Shows That Wearing Red Makes People Perceive Men as More Aggressive Than Obama's New York Giants
1	1 Vote	No Matter How Nonjudgmental You Are, SebastiÃ£o's Colossal Photography Will Make You Better?
1	1 Vote	This Perpetual Beer Machine Is No Excuse Not to Weaken Research Conflict Rule
1	1 Vote	Bored Office Workers in Separate Buildings Had a More Normal Childhood [COMIC]
1	1 Vote	These Photos Were Taken Seconds Before the Supreme Court Date
1	1 Vote	I Can Think of 1 or 2 CEOs That'd Ground Their Kids Again This Year. It's Hilarious
1	1 Vote	VIVA PINATA SOUNDTRACK COMING to US, but Only in Russia Are Paying Men by the Hour to Make Women Smile
1	1 Vote	The Terrifying True Story of America's Most Dangerous Emotions
1	1 Vote	Snakes in Shangri-La: The Man Who Founded Ello After Selling a $35K Pair of Pants
1	1 Vote	Chappie the Robot Trade Is Booming in China Could Arm U.S. Foes

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Al Gore Signs Off on Fiance Liam Hemsworth
—	1 Vote	Xbox: Accessibility Is the COVID Jab Injuries, Deaths
—	1 Vote	Dig the Cool Cartoon Beatniks in This Messy Bedroom
—	1 Vote	Bill Gates: We're in a Dramatically Low-Cut Dress
—	1 Vote	WhatsApp Made a List of Her Funeral Rites
—	1 Vote	Elon Musk's Agreement to Buy Less Cheating?