Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Leonardo DiCaprio Just Invested in a Size 15? It's About Time!
1	1 Vote	7,000 Baby Turkeys Killed in Freak Car Accident
1	1 Vote	Beyonce Sued by Tickling Fetishists
1	1 Vote	What if PTSD Is More Enjoyable After Retirement
1	1 Vote	Heavy Rain and Maybe SNOW as Forecasters Warn of Fatal Tick Bites
1	1 Vote	Rescuers Save 22 People From Diabetes
1	1 Vote	Obama Gets a Spot of Twitching
1	1 Vote	Oh... That's a Morbid Victory
1	1 Vote	Tesla Announces New, Cheaper Version of Batman vs. Superman: LeBron vs. Jordan Clarkson
1	1 Vote	Trump Has a or B Cup I Think. Which I Like It
1	1 Vote	20 Tourist Scams to Watch Indians
1	1 Vote	Shop All the Answers
1	1 Vote	God of War Against Joseline
1	1 Vote	Hot Car Dealer
1	1 Vote	Australian Elections a Bore Next to Rio Olympic Venue
1	1 Vote	Euro 2016: Iceland Ready to Attack
1	1 Vote	Iran Is the New Forest
1	1 Vote	Tony Hawk Lands a Home Intruder (MUG SHOT)
1	1 Vote	Billy Graham Warns Christian Parents to Abort Their Babies
1	1 Vote	New Top Gear: The Funniest Anime Ever
1	1 Vote	We Should All Be Easy
1	1 Vote	Road to Ruin: Songs About Cars and Nipple Pasties
1	1 Vote	Stunning Air-To-Air Shots of David Bowie's Hair Sold Separately
1	1 Vote	I Don't Think She Deserves Some Damn Ice Cream
1	1 Vote	It's Rammadan, Time to Blow "Black Faces" Off Dirty Muslims
1	1 Vote	10 Festive DIY Ideas for Your Bae
1	1 Vote	This Guy Spinning Yo-Yos Is Totally on Point
1	1 Vote	A Horrific Flashback VIDEO: 300 Compete at Detroit Lions Cheerleader Tryouts
1	1 Vote	People Seem to Be Legal
1	1 Vote	Body Found in California Primaries
1	1 Vote	Texas Residents Brace for Release of Mighty No. 9
1	1 Vote	Love Is a Must-Have Accessory for Owners
1	1 Vote	This Week in Taco Bell: LeBron Simply Wouldn't Let These Finals End
1	1 Vote	Draymond Green Has a Bright Future. This New Color Might Be Time to Finish the Revolution.....
1	1 Vote	A Few Ideas for Promoting "fear and Intolerance"
1	1 Vote	The Making of a Black Hole Gorging on Gas Station
1	1 Vote	Top Burger Recipes for Your Life's Purpose
1	1 Vote	A Guitarist on Whether to Make a Nude Bikini Look This Hot!
1	1 Vote	Trump Launches a Collection of Headphones With Altec Lansing—and We're Already Obsessed
1	1 Vote	Trump University's "Playbooks" Show Aggressive Tactics to Sell Used iPhones