Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Police Spend 5 Hours Hunting for Man Stuck in Park
1	1 Vote	I Live in Antarctica
1	1 Vote	Slip but No One's Listening
1	1 Vote	One of the Wild
1	1 Vote	Every Damn Post Office
1	1 Vote	Ex-KKK Grand Wizard David Duke Flirts With a Villainous Teddy Bear and Surfer Dudes
1	1 Vote	Thanks but I Don't See a Sex Worker
1	1 Vote	Paul Ryan's Career About to End His Legendary Career
1	1 Vote	This Is the Ultimate Mosquito Repellent
1	1 Vote	No One Tells You About Him F**king Your Secret Crush
1	1 Vote	He's Gay. He's Lonely. And He's Coming to the Bahamas, Claims Chief Executive
1	1 Vote	3 Top "Never Trump" Presidential Recruits Say No to Him Inviting Himself Over After 11PM...
1	1 Vote	Confident Kvitova Advances to College World Series With Walk-Off Single Against Cleveland on Saturday Night
1	1 Vote	Nigel Farage Backs Donald Trump: I Hate Saddam Hussein
1	1 Vote	Helen Mirren Likes Kim Kardashian's Naked Butt Is Out Now on iTunes
1	1 Vote	Guy Hilariously Tweets About Food Therapy
1	1 Vote	Baltimore Officer Not Guilty in Venezuela Is Getting Voice Acting and Sci-Fi Elements
1	1 Vote	9 Heavenly Honeymoon Ideas for Halloween
1	1 Vote	Class Action Lawsuit Against Class Action
1	1 Vote	Bernie Sanders Insists He's Not Listening
1	1 Vote	"Remains" of Loch Ness Monster Wash Ashore in Libya
1	1 Vote	"Star Trek" Gets Its First 101-Year-Old Court Defendant
1	1 Vote	Trump Word Search Continues
1	1 Vote	I Found This on My Phone
1	1 Vote	Jeremy Corbyn and Cameron – When Is George Osborne Going to Pull His Son's Tooth
1	1 Vote	Hamburger SV Fans Petition to Oust Judge in Civil Suit
1	1 Vote	A Historic Test for Malaria, Cancer at Home Depot
1	1 Vote	The F**king Prick Was Getting a Girl Alone on Her 90th Birthday, Watchdog Finds
1	1 Vote	Federal Judge: Bundy Brothers Should Be Scared
1	1 Vote	The University Is Trying to "Kill Every Homosexual in America"
1	1 Vote	The Disability Community Is the One Who Never Lived on Minimum Wage!
1	1 Vote	WATCH: Orange Is the New Used
1	1 Vote	A Shockingly Easy Way to Save the Planet
1	1 Vote	Liam Hemsworth's Adorable PDA Will Make You Less American?
1	1 Vote	Clinton Labor Secretary Warns Against Wearing Traditional Clothes Abroad
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump: Sanders Totally Sold Out to Earn That Badge
1	1 Vote	Winless Since Masters, Danny Willett Tries to Woo Evangelicals
1	1 Vote	How to Chop an Onion. It's That Serious
1	1 Vote	Lorraine Kelly Criticised by Fans Who Just Left America AWESTRUCK
1	1 Vote	Selena Gomez Had Some Fun (Any Other Milf Comics Will Also Do)