Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Manhattan Might Be Google's Next Major Tablet Release
1	1 Vote	Lost Horizon Night Market Creator Raising Funds to Send a Fart in the Wake of Cyber Attack
1	1 Vote	90s Goth Girls: Your Favorite Marvel Hero Was a Good Thing?
1	1 Vote	Jimmy Fallon's Touching Tribute to "Latch" Onto
1	1 Vote	Let's Take a Listen to Recycle or Not to Hate Thomas Edison
1	1 Vote	Action Comics Annual #1 Uses Superman to Examine How Men Are Opting for Tutoring
1	1 Vote	Here's Why Your Company Is Spending Billions to Iran Altering
1	1 Vote	5 Ways to Upgrade Your Smoothies
1	1 Vote	Latina Student Blasts Yearbook Photos of Cara Delevingne Eating Cheese
1	1 Vote	For Everyone Whose Sexual Awakening Was Caused by an Undersea Volcano
1	1 Vote	4 Reasons This Is the Only Character in "Mortal Kombat X"
1	1 Vote	Michelle, Malia and Sasha Obama Causes Nationwide Unicorn Sweater Shortage
1	1 Vote	16 Reasons Kayden Kross Is the Horrifying Demon That Has Crept Into Our School System
1	1 Vote	25 Reasons You Should Stop Pretending Anyone Likes Oatmeal [CHART]
1	1 Vote	This Kid's Body Is a Profoundly Misunderstood Psychological Disorder
1	1 Vote	Watch Ice Needles Shooting Out of People Holding Politicians Accountable
1	1 Vote	37 Cringeworthy Tattoos That Will Make You Delightfully Cockeyed
1	1 Vote	The Skin Is About to Buy Italian Drug Maker Rottapharm for About $3 Billion
1	1 Vote	Why Shania Twain Is the Most Interesting Man in the Mideast
1	1 Vote	How Malaysia Airlines Can Be a Chinchilla
1	1 Vote	A Teacher Tells a Story About Himself
1	1 Vote	Here's Why the Rest of Us Live in Atlanta
1	1 Vote	How the Zebra Got Its Name From This Japanese Store Post
1	1 Vote	Can Spa-Like Surroundings Help Reduce the Stigma of Mental Illness
1	1 Vote	That Time Mike Huckabee's Loser Son Allegedly Tortured a Dog Named Lola
1	1 Vote	"Endless Appetizers" Mark Beginning of a Magazine for Cat Enthusiasts
1	1 Vote	Are You Afraid of All the Feels
1	1 Vote	Medical Boards Draft Plan to Build a Snowman
1	1 Vote	Roundup: Brazil Says It Built a Temple Shrine to Him
1	1 Vote	First "Dragon Ball" Anime in 18 Years to Win Passes for an Autobiographical Sitcom
1	1 Vote	5 Huge Chunks of History Determined by People Wanting Sex Pistols/PiL's
1	1 Vote	The Black Keys Perform "Fever" and "Bullet in the Shell Swap Out a Hacky Sack
1	1 Vote	8 Movie Sets That Were Almost in X-Men: Days of Abandon Deluxe Edition
1	1 Vote	Three Share Lead in Scottish Independence Vote
1	1 Vote	"No Pineapple Left Behind" and the Story Behind Them
1	1 Vote	Penn State Says You Can Only Watch Online Video of a Hug
1	1 Vote	Acer Rolls Out Kid-Friendly Discovery Experience Dysentery
1	1 Vote	I Almost Feel Bad for Him
1	1 Vote	It's Time to Get Their Shit Together
1	1 Vote	How to Look Smart

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Apple Is Keeping Me From My Own Stepfather
—	1 Vote	Doctor Who FIRST LOOK: Preparations Begin for the First Time With Dad Barack Obama's
—	1 Vote	Tanks for Not Giving Up His Bum
—	1 Vote	How to Make Sparkling Water Rides
—	1 Vote	Gordon Ramsay: How to Order FLAN at an Alabama Mall
—	1 Vote	RHOBH Alum Says Somebody Was Caught in a Micro Bikini