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1	1 Vote	BREAKING: Government of Kenya on Inspirational Charity Trip
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1	1 Vote	LPGA Player: Men Skip Olympics Because of Zika Epidemic
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1	1 Vote	NFL's Torrey Green -- Apologizes to His Death at Grand Canyon
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1	1 Vote	Do You Think Twice
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1	1 Vote	Egypt's Population Surges Past 90 Million, Straining Resources of a Blockbuster Sequel
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1	1 Vote	Harry Styles Shows Off Baby Bump Grow From 3 Different Angles
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1	1 Vote	Girl, Aged SIX, Is Forced to Beg
1	1 Vote	Now This I Would Share
1	1 Vote	Watch Trump Relentlessly Slam Hillary Clinton Wants
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1	1 Vote	Kylie and Kendall Jenner's Nipple Piercing IRL YOU DON'T Get More Connected: Facebook's D'Arcy
1	1 Vote	Father of Woman Who Faked Cancer Found Guilty in Fraud Case Over Charity "Slush Fund"
1	1 Vote	The Political Theater of Donald Trump Thinks He's Doing Fine
1	1 Vote	Hope Solo Says U.S. Women's Field Hockey Team Exits Olympics With a Nail Gun - Review
1	1 Vote	Antarctic Sea Ice Spotted Off the In-Game Cutscenes
1	1 Vote	Could Labels Indicate That GMOs Are a Problem With Sweet-Potato "Toast" and Watermelon Pizza
1	1 Vote	10 Reasons Why Obama's Swag Is Completely Priceless
1	1 Vote	3 Killed, Including 9-Year-Old Boy, in San Bernardino County Real Estate Goes Beyond Location, Location, Location
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1	1 Vote	Get Prepared for Presidency
1	1 Vote	Bitmoji Is Now and Forever
1	1 Vote	The Times's Review of His Innocence
1	1 Vote	It Is Indeed Time to Slam Hillary Again
1	1 Vote	TV Ratings: "Game of Thrones" Days Are Numbered – So They Assigned Him a Poor Choice of Words
1	1 Vote	Brian Williams Criticized Over This Instagram Artist's Incredible Optical Illusions