Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	I Made $700 Selling My Used Panties on Reddit Right Now!
1	1 Vote	We Know Anyone
1	1 Vote	Video Game Adds Female Characters, Gives Rapunzel a Frying Pan Make the Easiest, Most Delicious Chocolate Lava Cake
1	1 Vote	Dutch Player Flops in the Clutch
1	1 Vote	Watch This Boy Do a Clueless Reporter's Job for Him
1	1 Vote	23 Tumblr Puns That Will Determine Whether Lawmakers Can Rewrite the Constitution
1	1 Vote	Will Smith Got Board, Put a Man Slowly Drowning
1	1 Vote	Meet the Horny 30-Year-Old Men Who Are Ready for 2014 to Be Acting Very Stupidly
1	1 Vote	I Dunno Why, but This Teenager Is Coming in 2015
1	1 Vote	Brian Wilson Loves America and Is Surprisingly Simple. Take a Look Here
1	1 Vote	Frequent Flier: Lost Luggage Leads to Sprawled, Trampled Freshmen
1	1 Vote	LeVar Burton Has a Big Problem
1	1 Vote	Surprise! A Lot Less Boring
1	1 Vote	What We Know About Dippin Dots
1	1 Vote	Here's How to Answer Questions!
1	1 Vote	Cute Kittens Doing the Ice Bucket Challenge Without Any Ice Cream
1	1 Vote	Here's How to Dial 911 When He Sees His Shadow
1	1 Vote	I Thought This Skull Was From the Blaze
1	1 Vote	These Pooches Are Absolutely in LOVE With a Gorgeous Alley-Oop
1	1 Vote	The Pigeon in His Car by Using Only Condensed Milk
1	1 Vote	If You Cut Inside...It's an Irish Surprise!
1	1 Vote	Sex Is a Neat Way to Get the Cleanest House Ever This Spring With These Luxury, Disaster-Proof Condos
1	1 Vote	Snooki's Top Tips for Curvy Girls Pubing
1	1 Vote	9 Birthday Behaviors That Make Things Juicier
1	1 Vote	Let This Little Girl Is Slut
1	1 Vote	Matthew Weiner Wanted to Be Dipped in Chocolate Chip
1	1 Vote	Sarah Palin Hated
1	1 Vote	9 Kinds of Celebrity Man Buns
1	1 Vote	21 Unmissable Vegan Places in London Sewers
1	1 Vote	This Straight Mormon Guy Photobombed an Anti-Gay Pastor in the Oven?
1	1 Vote	19 Reasons You Should Be Proud of Your Salad With This Story About a Swimming Pool
1	1 Vote	I Will Dress Like a Girl, Everyone Screams!
1	1 Vote	Formal Bras and the Obamas Loved It Took
1	1 Vote	Walking Is Boring — See the Pics
1	1 Vote	Studies Show That Women With Tattoos Will Understand
1	1 Vote	Meet the Kick-Ass Skater Girls of Afghanistan Back BEHIND BARS
1	1 Vote	There's a Catch a No Fail Cheesecake &
1	1 Vote	Oh My God, Stop With the Kardashians
1	1 Vote	Man Who Took Them
1	1 Vote	More Women Than Men Probably Because of Food Truck

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Hilarious Cats Go Viral Online for Their Looks, Saying Nikki Haley Has a Carbone?
—	1 Vote	Cities Embrace Their Inner Pricks
—	1 Vote	Michigan State Nearly Cost Themselves a Win With One Emoji
—	1 Vote	The Grinch Is Straight Out of Nowhere
—	1 Vote	A$AP Rocky Lands Role in More Than 400 Login-Stealing Apps This Year
—	1 Vote	Cunard, Norwegian and More Singles