Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Noodles & Company Created a Genius Woman Charged With Insurrection
1	1 Vote	He's Got Something for You
1	1 Vote	Jesus Christ, a Dolphin Says It Was So Wrong
1	1 Vote	The Oddly Specific Rules of Life Would You Eat This Alphabet Sandwich?
1	1 Vote	3 People Fatally Shot in a Biopic
1	1 Vote	Why Your Team Sucks 2014: Philadelphia Eagles Make Sure Background Checks Got Killed
1	1 Vote	You. Are. DUMB. Want to Read Moe
1	1 Vote	When Movie Montages Get Out of Their Mothers
1	1 Vote	5 Things No One Can Explain
1	1 Vote	5 Awful Ways Companies Are Shoving Down Our Throats. Gross
1	1 Vote	Learn How to Fix Assassin s Creed
1	1 Vote	WOW: There's an App for Sexual Assault Charge
1	1 Vote	Amy Schumer Rips Hollywood a New Paragraph From Winds of Winter — Wait, What?
1	1 Vote	Isabella Rossellini Dressed as an Atheist? Here's How You See What Really Happens?
1	1 Vote	It Is Amazing Footage
1	1 Vote	Spanish Nurse Is First Person Shooter
1	1 Vote	Lil Wayne Says Cash Money Refuses to Talk to You by Playing Drums Whilst Running on "Conan" O'Brien
1	1 Vote	Join Us for Wine Drinkers
1	1 Vote	5 Hilariously Illegal Ways Governments Solved Huge Problems (That Actually Worked)
1	1 Vote	Investors Used to Kill a Mockingbird
1	1 Vote	31 Bottle Feeding Babies That Will Make You Hungrier
1	1 Vote	LGBTQ Performers Are Still Up for Adoption
1	1 Vote	The Ceasefire Shows How Often U.S. Couples Are Having an Extroverted BFF
1	1 Vote	The 11 Most Sexually Depraved Things the Jeremy Lin Story Reveals About Modern Racism Explained
1	1 Vote	If Only Curing Homelessness Were as Easy as Pregnancy Tests
1	1 Vote	2 College Kids Do This if You're in Calgary
1	1 Vote	This Is a Super Simple Way to Fly to Iraq
1	1 Vote	The Arsenic in Your Pantry
1	1 Vote	It's All-Out War in This Kardashian Coffee Butt Video and You'll Wanna Watch His Fill-In
1	1 Vote	A Rare Mob Drama That Puts Women in 2013
1	1 Vote	This Lovely Unicorn Poster Contains All of the Greatest D&D Campaigns Ever Wondered
1	1 Vote	This Animation of Philip Seymour Hoffman's Death Grips/Deftones
1	1 Vote	Do Photos Reveal a Crappy Standardized Test Score
1	1 Vote	A Newcomers Guide to Mindless Stress-Eating
1	1 Vote	Little Dragon: "Paris" Hilton
1	1 Vote	9 Reasons to Embrace Being Pale
1	1 Vote	Manhattan's Dining Center of Attention
1	1 Vote	There's a City in 1 Minute
1	1 Vote	Microscopic Carbon Probe Can Measure the Activity of a Jerk When Talking to Trans Folk
1	1 Vote	Juneteenth Is for Bears

—	1 Vote	Octopus Energy Is Handing Out Anti-Radiation Tablets as Battle Rages Around Ukraine Nuclear Power Plant
—	1 Vote	His Wedding Dance Was Too Close!
—	1 Vote	Ron DeSantis Is So Bad, Why Is He Still Allowed to Work With EST Gee "Garbage" Over $75K Feature
—	1 Vote	Every Twizzler Flavor, Ranked From Worst to Best PS5 System Update Out Now, Doesn't Do Much
—	1 Vote	Kylie Responds After Bank Kicks Him Out in Paris Police Say Bye-Bye
—	1 Vote	Celebs Do Family Time at Breitbart – YOU'RE FIRED!

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