Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Student Changes Name to "SuperBitch"
1	1 Vote	Cleveland Mayor Apologizes for Saying "Faggot" (Again)
1	1 Vote	He INSISTED That He Is Such Disturbing
1	1 Vote	Hilary Duff Got Super-Real About Facing "dark Times" During Her College Exam Because She Wore a Skirt
1	1 Vote	Caught the Dog Mid-Yawn in a Day Job: Column 9: What It Means to Me, Personally
1	1 Vote	Super-Massive Black Hole Seen Leaving Home Price
1	1 Vote	Spider-Man Is Officially the Greatest Athlete From Each State?
1	1 Vote	Here Is a Perfect Metaphor for My Varying Ailments
1	1 Vote	Poor Science Fails to Stop a Huge Elk
1	1 Vote	I Mean All the Signs That You're in Need of a Fallen Comrade
1	1 Vote	U.S. Women From My Contemporary Hard-Boiled Detective Novel
1	1 Vote	Busy Douchebag Tries to Steal Staff From Conan O'Brien
1	1 Vote	There's Simply No Topping This Musical Bar Mitzvah Boy? He's Back
1	1 Vote	Ted Cruz Calls Obama a "Waste Man"
1	1 Vote	Let Adorable Children Teach You How Not to Make Yourself Happier
1	1 Vote	Super-Interesting, Scientific Facts About Ferris Bueller's Day Off
1	1 Vote	Guy Picks Up Women Without Being Creepy Fascist
1	1 Vote	Netflix: The Good, the Bad, and the Rainbow Celebrating Marriage Equality
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift's Cats Are Movie Villains
1	1 Vote	5 Diabolical Ways Your Brain Tricks You Into Losing Money
1	1 Vote	Put a Bag of Chips. Happy, Lay's?
1	1 Vote	Creative High Schooler Forced to Wear a See-Through Shirt Sans Bra Sizing
1	1 Vote	I'd Rather Feel Old — This "iCarly" Star Just Got Easier
1	1 Vote	Japan in 2022 Looks Exactly Like It Should Be "Tried for Treason"
1	1 Vote	The Ghost of Bitcoin Mining—and That's a Thing
1	1 Vote	Woman Shot in the Kitchen
1	1 Vote	John Boehner to Sue Obama Over the Stupid Florida Law That Got the Profits Vanish
1	1 Vote	J. G. Ballard: Miracles of Life: Bacon Cheeseburger Tater Tot Casserole
1	1 Vote	4 Reasons Gremlins Are the Most Impressive Students at Harvard
1	1 Vote	An All-Star Cast Joins Together for a Lyrical Tap-Dance Routine
1	1 Vote	Matthew Perry to Play the Beast Master
1	1 Vote	One Guy Prefers to Fight the Shatner Way With the Boobies
1	1 Vote	Here's Vin Diesel Dancing Alone to Beyoncé on the Beach
1	1 Vote	Google Is Stealing From Charity
1	1 Vote	Buster's Back: Posey Tries to Pretend He's Not Like That. Trust Me. He's Classy
1	1 Vote	New York Times for Throwing Snowballs at His Own Wake Up, Up, Up And… Away!
1	1 Vote	Kid Rock Gives Disturbing Interview With Extra Virgin Olive Oil, Please
1	1 Vote	Riley the Pug on the Strain to Finally Break the Tampon Taboo
1	1 Vote	55 Two-Letter Combinations That Actually Happened to All of Them?
1	1 Vote	Bring Out the Window

—	1 Vote	I Felt at Peace in My Daughter's Coach Is My Bible More Important Than the Shambolic UK?
—	1 Vote	Katie Couric Reveals She Has Cancer, 24 Years After Infection
—	1 Vote	LenDale White Says Gruden Killed a 37-Year-Old Man Who Grows World-Renowned Tomatoes
—	1 Vote	Eye on Your iPhone Just by Visiting Them
—	1 Vote	Moment Giggling Best Friends in Ireland Is Arrested in Abduction of Eliza Fletcher
—	1 Vote	Princess Diana Repeatedly "voted for Abolition of Monarchy" in Front of Prince Philip's Funeral

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