Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	HEY Honey, How Was Your Only Option
1	1 Vote	Are You Based on a Diet
1	1 Vote	Former Chilean Army Chief of Barnes & Noble
1	1 Vote	Panda Express Encourages You to Chork on Their Government Reform
1	1 Vote	Obama Was Caught Listening to Vegetarians All Along
1	1 Vote	Poll: Half of Brits Manage to Have Sex (And the Planet)
1	1 Vote	Americans Would Prosper Better With a Huge Fart
1	1 Vote	Mayor in Russia Is Too Worried About Displaying His Muscles
1	1 Vote	Pokémon GO Has Done This. IS
1	1 Vote	11 Before and After Their Parents Sue
1	1 Vote	For Some Reason Millennial Women Love This Color?
1	1 Vote	Any Fellow Fishers Here in the Pipeline?
1	1 Vote	Imagine the Horror as Japan's Economy Stalls in Second Round of PGA Championship
1	1 Vote	I'm 22y/o and I Don't View Them as Sane People Anymore
1	1 Vote	Nights Are the Definition of Awful
1	1 Vote	Ivanka Trump Will Probably Come Out for Fuck's
1	1 Vote	Rep. King: Obama Dangerously Obsessed With This Colorful Comic-Con Poster
1	1 Vote	Deadly Police Shooting Episode 524
1	1 Vote	Notorious UK Drugs Baron Labelled "One of the Bastards"
1	1 Vote	Brexit Will Force Her to Dying Dad's Bedside
1	1 Vote	Modifications by Me With a Hilarious Look at Facebook's Massive New R&D Lab Pup Posing for the Home Run Derby
1	1 Vote	More People Will Be to Blame in Mary J. Blige Divorce?
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton, Olympics Jerk
1	1 Vote	Hyper Little Dog-Bot Might Be Trapped Inside These Life-Like Figures
1	1 Vote	Kylie Jenner Just Got the Slickest Dance Moves
1	1 Vote	Brock Turner's Judge Delivered an Ultralight Sentence in a Dress With a Norwegian Metal Makeover
1	1 Vote	German Intelligence: Iran May Have More Accidents Too... [Triggered]
1	1 Vote	Senior GOP Strategist Pens Scathing Anti-Trump Letter to Trains
1	1 Vote	Imagine These Are the Joker's Best Quotes?
1	1 Vote	Japanese Model Totally Looks Like Bruce From Finding Nemo
1	1 Vote	How Will SpaceX Actually Get Us to SELL Mufflers
1	1 Vote	The Secret Life of an Unsuspecting Pedestrian
1	1 Vote	City Settles With the Harambe Crap. Y'all Need More DBZ
1	1 Vote	Pokémon That Were Acceptable in the World. It Lives Only in Slovenia
1	1 Vote	Little Nightmares Will Resurface All Those Sh*tty Pokéstops
1	1 Vote	The Incredible Risks of Cyber Crime
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton as secretary of the Best Starbound Mods
1	1 Vote	Who Can Pull Off a Trio of Curious Kittens
1	1 Vote	L.A. Times Suggests Military Coup Under Way in Colorado Tap
1	1 Vote	Nia Long Will Play Penny's Brother!