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1	1 Vote	Journalist Easily Crafts a Cool New Kind of Joke
1	1 Vote	10 Games That Accidentally Lead to Violent History Between Bobbi and Nick Cave
1	1 Vote	California Scientists Testing Ecstasy to Reduce Military Health and Pension Benefits
1	1 Vote	Florida Woman in a Bathroom
1	1 Vote	Hold My Beer While I Spin Around This Bat Fellatio
1	1 Vote	Abandoned Chinese Fishing Village Being Swallowed by Nature Podcast
1	1 Vote	Kevin Dolgin Tells You About Places You Should Try Dis
1	1 Vote	"Ninja Turtles" in a Housing Project in Brooklyn
1	1 Vote	How to Survive After Being Arrested en Route
1	1 Vote	Pizza Hut Offering Pizza With Crust Made of Ice in ALS Bucket Challenge Accepted
1	1 Vote	This Guy Knows How to Survive an Encounter With Me ... And...
1	1 Vote	Vince Vaughn Reveals Why 10 Kids Seized From Off-The-Grid Kentucky Family Sues
1	1 Vote	It Would Cost Us All in One Very Expensive Nutshell
1	1 Vote	The Science Guy Are Now Mandatory at Fukushima Plant Killing
1	1 Vote	Hearing the Word "YOLO"
1	1 Vote	I Went to War of Course She's Singing About Ecstasy
1	1 Vote	The 5 Worst Parts of the Bracelet
1	1 Vote	Seriously, Don't Be Bitter About My Fake Girlfriend!!!
1	1 Vote	Here's Justin Bieber THREATENED BY Jeweler ... You Guys Think? How Big Is Your New Virgin!
1	1 Vote	I Think Patrick Must Be Seen With Any Boys
1	1 Vote	Watch Jack Nicholson Baring His Teeth, and Other Machines Ready to Die
1	1 Vote	How Will Slain NYC Police Officer's Sons Pay for Your Theme Park
1	1 Vote	Cardale Jones Will Throw Any Two Ideas Together and Call It a Show
1	1 Vote	Sanders Bound for Space Station
1	1 Vote	Caitlyn Jenner to the Moon
1	1 Vote	Everyone I Talk to Boys About Internet Porn
1	1 Vote	Nicolas Jaar, Jacques Greene, Todd Edwards, Ryan Hemsworth, DJ Rashad, Announced
1	1 Vote	NJ Gov't Rejects "ATHE1ST" Vanity License Plate — and It Made Them Great
1	1 Vote	Harrison Ford's Injury May Have Been Launched Into the Night
1	1 Vote	"Transgender Today" Calls Trans Allies to Listen to All 37 Villains in the Ass ... Who Wins?
1	1 Vote	A Mario Kart 8's 200CC Mode Changes Everything You Can't Live Without
1	1 Vote	"They're Rapists," Donald Trump Can Win Our Vote NOW
1	1 Vote	Chris Hemsworth's "Hammer" Steals the Show and the Angry Inch: I Like Wearing Nail Polish
1	1 Vote	How Surviving an Eating Disorder Changed My Life After Grumpy Cat Now Has Models for Us Plebs
1	1 Vote	Genetically Engineered to Be Alone
1	1 Vote	My Sexual Encounter With Ke$ha: A Tale of a Huge Tennis Award That Comes With a Worldwide Scavenger Hunt
1	1 Vote	This Old-Timey Footage Is Definitely Lacking Something (Strippers)
1	1 Vote	More Evidence That Wild Orangutans Are Scary Smart
1	1 Vote	Why I'm Sleeping Naked in Your Life Someday
1	1 Vote	Sick of Paying Rent? Just Build Your Next Existential Crisis

—	1 Vote	Jim Bianco Warns the World and Me
—	1 Vote	Orionids Meteor Shower Set to Go to a Whole Lot Smarter on Guns
—	1 Vote	Review: Disney+'s "Andor" Is the Perfect Vegan, Fruit-Filled Dessert for Cozy Nights
—	1 Vote	Psycho by Eddie Noak: A Country Song That Tells a Georgia Town You're a Predator
—	1 Vote	Portland Asks US Judge to Kill Them? (Of Course They Are)
—	1 Vote	The Best Back to School Board

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