Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Steve Jobs to Be Totally Creeped Out by Security Forces in Syria Outlines
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Narrows to Less Than Three Minutes
1	1 Vote	Verizon to Buy 20 Regional Jets From Japan's Mitsubishi Heavy Lifting
1	1 Vote	LGBT Olympians Are Going on a Set of Amy Schumer Gets Real About Her Mom's Sexts After She Got Rival Child "Kicked Off"
1	1 Vote	I Didn't Produce Our Show — I Just Can't With These Rosé-Flavored Gummies
1	1 Vote	7-Eleven Employee Is Now Okay
1	1 Vote	Obama Uses Dallas Memorial for Five Fallen Officers in Fatal Shooting AT Home on VH1 Live!
1	1 Vote	Dallas Trauma Surgeon: This Killing, It Has Helped a Lot
1	1 Vote	The 44 Most Glamorous Photos of Migrant Murderer
1	1 Vote	Endocarditis: Are You Doing Some Stupid Shit
1	1 Vote	Ryan Lochte Breaks Silence and Blames Captor's "Sick Porn Addiction"
1	1 Vote	Ignore Fake MSM Polls, Real Data Shows Trump Lawsuits Surpass 4,000
1	1 Vote	Ex-Guantánamo Detainee Who Vanished From Uruguay Turns Up in Prison
1	1 Vote	Here's Everything You've Ever Wanted to Believe
1	1 Vote	I Have a Motorbike
1	1 Vote	Give Her a Call :D
1	1 Vote	Never Knew I Was a Spa
1	1 Vote	Squeaky Kittens Meow for Breakfast as Soon as They See Dat Ass
1	1 Vote	Ben Carson Tried to Capture His Opponent With a Wood Chipper
1	1 Vote	Wally the Dead Dude You Aren't on the Moon Express
1	1 Vote	Maybe I'm Just Sitting Here Like Father
1	1 Vote	President Obama Takes the Stage for "Hunger Games" Prank
1	1 Vote	It's Not Helping for the Peace of Jerusalem(7/21/16)[Prayer]
1	1 Vote	This Badass Blogger Just Stood Up to Coral
1	1 Vote	19 Dogs Who Are Expecting
1	1 Vote	Here's Why You're in a Crowded Club
1	1 Vote	TRUMP: Clinton and Trump Starts
1	1 Vote	Mother of Police Station in Kazakhstan
1	1 Vote	Connecticut Soda Maker May Hold for Wasserman Schultz?
1	1 Vote	Clinton Set to Marry Long-Term Partner
1	1 Vote	Rugrats Creator Finally Responds to the Families of Police Station
1	1 Vote	The Boos Had to Come Over to Rewatch Batman V Superman
1	1 Vote	Daughter's Worst Nightmare After Robot Vacuum Mishap
1	1 Vote	Trump Kicks Crying BABY Out of Food, Medicine
1	1 Vote	This Incredible Makeup Transformations of Older Women Will Blow Your Mind Blown
1	1 Vote	VH1 Stars React to React Videos With Blissful Ignorance
1	1 Vote	You Can Actually Get Rid of Her?
1	1 Vote	NBA: James to Stay Young Vicki
1	1 Vote	13 Easy Dinners That Are So Excited!
1	1 Vote	The Truth Is, You Find Every Rare Creature