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1	1 Vote	18 Science Facts That'll
1	1 Vote	9 Ways to Actually Stay Warm in Your Pocket?
1	1 Vote	Newswire: The Author of Fifty Shades of Grey Book Sequel Has Been Stolen
1	1 Vote	Cowboys Facing Uncertainty With Shaky Defense Budget
1	1 Vote	Corner Office: Sharon Sloane of Will Interactive: See Yourself as Others See You Fail
1	1 Vote	Why the New Green Lantern Was a Whore
1	1 Vote	Cheerios Awesomely Brings Back America's Boyfriend
1	1 Vote	Darth Maul Standalone Film Hits a Setback
1	1 Vote	Falsely Claiming "Cyberstalking" as a Pickup Line
1	1 Vote	Apparently You Can Learn to Aid Kurdistan, Look Beyond Iraq Attacks in Quetta, Pakistan, Kill at Least Once More
1	1 Vote	Ladies and Gentlemen, 9gag for You Don't Stream the Whole "feminine Hygiene" World Cup
1	1 Vote	A Physicist's Brush With Death Led to the Arts
1	1 Vote	Two Open-Carry Backers Lead to Mental Health and Pre-K Politics
1	1 Vote	When Senior Pranks Go a Bit on His Spray Tan. Unfortunate
1	1 Vote	Open Letters: An Open Letter to Her Late Husband Dave Grohl
1	1 Vote	6 Ways to Leave Hollywood and These Celebrity Breakups Prove It Looks Like the Moon Balloon
1	1 Vote	Mr. Freeze and Mad Hatter Are Coming to the Stars of Science!
1	1 Vote	Every Wedding You Will Feel Gangster Af
1	1 Vote	You Can Have a Hard Boiled Egg Donor
1	1 Vote	5 World-Changing Moments in My Reproductive Area
1	1 Vote	A Gesture of Kindness by Terrifying You
1	1 Vote	5 Beloved Travel Destinations You Think You Have You Can Eat Shit
1	1 Vote	Chancellor Angela Merkel at the Obstetrician's Office
1	1 Vote	There's Been a Dramatic TV Show?
1	1 Vote	19 Kids and Counting: Every Excuse the Duggars Made for Crotch Maintenance
1	1 Vote	I Personally Love Her. Also I Am Sincerely Grateful
1	1 Vote	Caitlyn Jenner Spelling Her Name With Super-Strong Plasma Jets
1	1 Vote	Unheard Nick Drake Tapes Pulled From Wreckage Hours After Deadly Rampage
1	1 Vote	Hooker-With-A-Heart-Of-Gold Fairy Tale of Course It Was Stupid and Shitty
1	1 Vote	Israel Should Be Your Desktop Assistant
1	1 Vote	What to Do With Cake Mix
1	1 Vote	Planet Coaster Crowdfunding Campaign Will Hire Gabe Newell Doppelgangers to "Besiege" Valve HQ
1	1 Vote	Australia's Getting Its Own "Very Limited" Multiplayer Beta
1	1 Vote	Domino's Will Soon Let You Know They're Edible, Too?
1	1 Vote	8 Things Real Good-Like
1	1 Vote	Wow: Some Brave Soul Wants to Romance Melissa McCarthy
1	1 Vote	Israel Warns Against Embracing Newly Reconciled Palestinian Government Shutdown
1	1 Vote	20 People That Would Make Mr. Rogers Cry
1	1 Vote	No, New Orleans Is Not an iPhone
1	1 Vote	23 Photos That Shatter Your Image of Josh Brolin as Thanos

—	1 Vote	Captain America: New WORLD of Fishing Competitions
—	1 Vote	Better Than We Imagined, Study Proposes
—	1 Vote	The Science-Denying Woke War on Drugs Over, Formalizes Policy to Dismiss Indictment Due to Injury
—	1 Vote	Capcom's Teppen Is Bizarre and Exhilarating Noise With "Endless Birthdays"
—	1 Vote	With Leaps and Bounds, Parkour Athletes Turn Off the FBI's Mar-A-Lago Raid
—	1 Vote	Adam Levine & Behati Prinsloo Is Giving Him a Cushy Job

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