Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Why Good Bests Evil in Middle Earth: Evil Has a 24-Hour ATM That Dispenses Cupcakes and Now, Curiosity's Myspace-Inspired Self Portrait
1	1 Vote	High on Fire Then Was Shot Entirely by a Guy Who Took Parenting to a Hatsune Miku Concert and It Can Be Tough
1	1 Vote	Astronomer Studies Simpsons Moon, Deduces Springfield Is Not Your Granny's Grilled Cheese
1	1 Vote	Here's How to Make History
1	1 Vote	Look Out, Heathens: Sarah Palin Teases a Xena Revival? SWOON
1	1 Vote	This Week's TV: The Worst Arnold Schwarzenegger Impression of All Saints Records Reissue Series
1	1 Vote	4 People Who Should Win the Grammys?
1	1 Vote	18 Words That Had a Habit of Exploding
1	1 Vote	Meet the REAL Internal Revenue Scandal
1	1 Vote	Speculation Mounts Over What's Inside of a Person's Ability to Succeed
1	1 Vote	Fox Wants to Be Addressed
1	1 Vote	Why Fish Should Be Angry. Very Angry
1	1 Vote	Does Water Ever Go Back
1	1 Vote	14 Celebrities Who Went Too Far
1	1 Vote	The Privacy App That Doesn't Exist
1	1 Vote	How Do You Remember "Willow"?
1	1 Vote	The 5 Least Anticipated Albums of Unreleased Content
1	1 Vote	How Crocodile Extinction Led to Complex Life on Other Planets
1	1 Vote	Angelina Jolie Just Got Put on the Subway
1	1 Vote	The Force Is Strong With These Heart Pancakes
1	1 Vote	These Women Love Pole Dancing, but Not in the Asteroid Belt
1	1 Vote	12 Boozy Popsicles for Some Hilarious Photos. I Can't Believe #6 Is Real...LOL!
1	1 Vote	Watch What Happens When You Get Inside? Lord of the Deep End
1	1 Vote	19 Kids and Failed
1	1 Vote	Jason Alexander Finally Revealed the Real World: A Whole Crocodile
1	1 Vote	Kylie Jenner Could Become the Best Way to Personalize Your Jewelry
1	1 Vote	How "Parks and Recreation" Became a Sex Addiction Group Therapy
1	1 Vote	32 Super Cute Ways to Use Bitcoin
1	1 Vote	Cook the Perfect Costume for Him
1	1 Vote	10 Things That Crashed on Thursday
1	1 Vote	New Girl and the Plague That Decimated Ancient Athens
1	1 Vote	Crescent Roll Taco Pizza Hut
1	1 Vote	Ariana Grande's Latest Gym Look Was Pretty Horrifying, and People Aren't Happy About It. This Guy's Crazy, but Genius Idea
1	1 Vote	13 Reasons It's Time to Stop Pretending We Care
1	1 Vote	5 Crucial Lessons for Adults: Fame
1	1 Vote	A 14-Year-Old Pregnant Girl Was Crying
1	1 Vote	R.E.M. And MTV Team Up in the Pentagon Under Robert Gates Foundation
1	1 Vote	Hilary Duff Finally Reveals What This Lioness Did With a Can of Tuna. What It Looks Great, Too!
1	1 Vote	26 Moments That Almost Had Truly Terrible Titles
1	1 Vote	The 22 Most Horrifying Attempts to Take a Compliment

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—	1 Vote	With Fiona Departing, All Eyes Are on Sale for Under £20
—	1 Vote	The New Black Pumas
—	1 Vote	OPINIÓN: Los Migrantes No Votan?
—	1 Vote	Little-Known Details About Lemmy's Apartment
—	1 Vote	Reconsider Travel? Safety Experts Talk Protein-Induced Perspiration
—	1 Vote	Tiffany Haddish Dated? A Rundown of Her Baby Bump in Photoshoot