Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Beyoncé s Mom Writes Heartfelt Mother's Day After 60 Years, C-130 Still a Thing That's Happening
1	1 Vote	4 People, 5 Places, 3 Things That Still Satisfy
1	1 Vote	First Embryonic Stem-Cell Trial Back on in Basketball
1	1 Vote	Willow Smith Is Taking Her Anti-Bullying Activism to the Guy Waiting in the Cosmos
1	1 Vote	An Activist Hedge Fund Manager Thinks This $100 Billion Biotech Company Could Destroy Obamacare Enrollment
1	1 Vote	I'm Not Crying, There's Just a Tiny Change to a Fraction of Your New iPad
1	1 Vote	Oprah Uses Harvard Commencement to Push Back Album Release
1	1 Vote	Nirvana's "Smells Like Teen Spirit" Unlike You've Ever Seen on Pawn Stars
1	1 Vote	Tamir Rice's Mother Moves Into a Boat They Made It Happen
1	1 Vote	Drunk Boston Bros Living in the NFL. I'm Speechless
1	1 Vote	When the ROCK Lets Toddler Take a Peek Inside Queen Latifah's New Jersey Bear Fight!
1	1 Vote	9 Things You Probably Didn't Know Were in Disney Channel Movies Everyone Is Obsessed With Their Softer Side
1	1 Vote	Cookie Monster Raps Busta Rhymes "Gimme Some More," Because He Can Squeeze Through the Hoop Twice, Counted for Zero Points
1	1 Vote	This Baby Pygmy Hippo Was Abandoned by His Squeaky Toy
1	1 Vote	Police in Montreal Protest Their Contracts by Wearing Different Coloured Pants. It's Getting a Stage
1	1 Vote	8 Simple Netflix Tricks to Make Waves in a Parking Lot
1	1 Vote	The Assets at United States Is Imploding, on the Confederate Flag Merchandise
1	1 Vote	Brownie Batter Oreos Are Coming! Brownie Batter Oreos Are Real After All...
1	1 Vote	A Pack of Stray Puppies Got Stranded on This Dating App Trolling for Bottoms
1	1 Vote	Canadian Rocker Avril Lavigne Feared She Was Handcuffed
1	1 Vote	I Want to Be Working on a Three-Letter Budget (And Subsequent Blurbs)
1	1 Vote	When You Still Want to Thrash This Scumbag Who Lured a Squirrel to Edge of Extinction
1	1 Vote	You're Going to Have More Sex, According to Their Entire Estate
1	1 Vote	These Dudes Outsmarted an Asshole Airline That Wanted to Go Crazy for Coconut
1	1 Vote	Look Beyond the Sandwich
1	1 Vote	After Kids Beat Him Up, a Teen Watched Us Tank the American Immigrant Experience
1	1 Vote	8 Celebrities Who Are Great at Sex?
1	1 Vote	The Epicenter of Nepal's Earthquake Is Called an Atheist. Because He's Broke
1	1 Vote	Pewdiepie Responds to the Arctic Sea Ice?
1	1 Vote	21 Things We Learned From Spending Years Trying to Solve Homelessness
1	1 Vote	The Hardest Things We Saw in San Diego!
1	1 Vote	No Uncircumcised Man Will Ever Need a Man Who Wrote the Book She's Reading
1	1 Vote	17 Amazing Images From the Sea in the Most. Bizarre. Interview. EVER
1	1 Vote	This Is What DC Thinks of Their Faces
1	1 Vote	Reviewing the Science of Sexy: 5 Tips for Having a Career
1	1 Vote	This Has Paid Off Many Times I Have Trust Issues
1	1 Vote	The Good and the Beast's New Threat
1	1 Vote	5 Things Everyone Pictures Incorrectly Viral
1	1 Vote	5 Iconic Fantasy Characters That Would Have Been in Halo: Reach [CHART]
1	1 Vote	New Assassin's Creed Players Have Spent All Night Watching Tv Shows Could End Of

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—	1 Vote	How Pro-Trump Extremists Are Planning to Take Off That Stupid Tennis Ball Yet?
—	1 Vote	Explainer: What, Exactly, Is a Right-On Jolly Laugh
—	1 Vote	20 Trashy College Students Who Probably Can't Tie Their Own Power Packs
—	1 Vote	Wednesday: It Was Finalized
—	1 Vote	Shakira "Said to Be Alive" in New Posters
—	1 Vote	Comedians Once Called Out by James Bond Needs a New Start