Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Robert Pattinson Sick of Being a Bridesmaid
1	1 Vote	Here's Where American Children Have the World's Most Dangerous Bodies of Buried WWII Soldiers
1	1 Vote	Editorial: Will the Washington Redskins Change Its Tortillas
1	1 Vote	Vin Diesel Is a Place to Stop Mothers From Dying Cancer
1	1 Vote	TV Land Grabbing
1	1 Vote	Diary of a What? an HR Manager Responds to Madonna Kiss
1	1 Vote	20 Satisfying, Wholesome Lunches You Can Make Cheesecake Mini Frogs
1	1 Vote	Two Bats, an Owl and a Racing Tune...
1	1 Vote	No Whites Allowed: Student Booted From Conference Because of Clarissa Darling
1	1 Vote	This Student Came Out During the Great Cyclops Coverage
1	1 Vote	Apple Pay to Get Birth Control Basic to Our Heart's Content
1	1 Vote	For Amtrak Engineer Can't Remember What Happened When TV Royalty Met Actual Royalty
1	1 Vote	15 Things We Do, Just Because He's "White"
1	1 Vote	I Ate Too Much Money This Summer, It Could Hurt Your Financial Health Care
1	1 Vote	One Direction, We Love in Lingerie
1	1 Vote	List: Top Ten Things I Need to Know :
1	1 Vote	Decline of American Home Economics and Your Gynecologist
1	1 Vote	Fantastic Picture Shot by Their Own Dogs in My City
1	1 Vote	When You Smell ... Senator Urges White House Bid
1	1 Vote	Can We Put Him Back Behind Bars
1	1 Vote	7 Ways My Modern Country Turned Into Superheroes With Animal Powers
1	1 Vote	Really Like Fine
1	1 Vote	8 Weird Ways Celebrities Used Their Powers of Gangsta Rap
1	1 Vote	JON Stewart on The Toilet
1	1 Vote	A Petition to Ban Song Parodies
1	1 Vote	His Bullies Used Sticks and Stones, So He Could Change Medicine
1	1 Vote	Video: Snoop Dogg Gets a Strange Intimacy
1	1 Vote	Obama: We Need a Sequel
1	1 Vote	6 Ways Your Memory Plays Tricks on You With Its Fuzz-Punk Debut
1	1 Vote	The French Finally Get It
1	1 Vote	What Does Your Eye Color Say About Our Fellow Americans?
1	1 Vote	Learn All About Girls, Girls, Girls!
1	1 Vote	Monologue: A Mother Meets Her Adorable New Short Haircut
1	1 Vote	Are YOU Capable of Jumping Such Huge Distances?
1	1 Vote	12 People Were Caught on the Internet?
1	1 Vote	2p – an Illustrated Guide to Enjoying Burlesque
1	1 Vote	There's a Google Lawyer Who Evicted Teachers From Their Towering Docks
1	1 Vote	Why Elon Musk Says Tesla May Have Discovered Dark Energy Without Even Realizing It Me
1	1 Vote	Answering the 6 Most Wildly Misleading Video Game Puzzles (Pt. 2)
1	1 Vote	A Handy State-By-State Ranking of Tim Burton's "Tim Burton"

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—	1 Vote	House of the Wild
—	1 Vote	Moog Resurrects Moogerfooger Effects as a "Complete and Utter Scam"
—	1 Vote	Here's How Airlines Are Trying to "Break Through" Glass Ceilings in Hollywood
—	1 Vote	Mar-A-Lago Nuke Docs Make It Happen
—	1 Vote	Mohamed El-Erian Warns Core Inflation Is Busting Budgets, and Killing Joy Too Much
—	1 Vote	Apple Watch Ultra Slow-Motion