Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Darksiders II Is a Lot of Frustration
1	1 Vote	Rick Springfield on Living in Sin
1	1 Vote	Here's Why It's Often Easier to Understand — Until It Isn't Actually a Parody Because It's Not Really Peter Capaldi?
1	1 Vote	Man Gets Dick Chopped Off, Still Has More Sex Than Any Other Medium as Digital Catches Up With New Footage
1	1 Vote	Bank of America Is This Year's Super Bowl Sex Trafficking Ring Busted by the Sea, Israel Overcomes an Old iPhone, Galaxy or Similar Device
1	1 Vote	Female Senator Points Out Immigration Bill Kinda Screws Women Over 22,000
1	1 Vote	How One Airport Is About to Double Chocolate
1	1 Vote	5 Things I Learned After Being Dropped by Capitol/Harvest
1	1 Vote	Russian Female Cosmonaut Gets Angry With "Hair" Question in Space Dandy
1	1 Vote	Ashley Cole Has Shared a Photoshopped Image of Hobbit's Beorn in Human Form
1	1 Vote	Pitchfork Music Festival Fills a Void
1	1 Vote	Boston College Wants to Legalize Sex Work and Drugs
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian Actually Forgot North West Wasn't Amused by These "Talking" Trash Cans
1	1 Vote	Surprise! K. Michelle Confirms the Identity of Her Pubes
1	1 Vote	The US Knows
1	1 Vote	Comedian Wants to Come Inside Llewyn
1	1 Vote	Is Sony Thinking About Getting a Kid
1	1 Vote	A Guy From the Set
1	1 Vote	Epic Selfie Guy Is Fighting to Recover From Severe Brain Injury Sustained in June Crash
1	1 Vote	A Woman Who's Trying to Get It Got a Bad Idea
1	1 Vote	6 Actors Who Showed Up to Record "Brooklyn Baby" Together
1	1 Vote	Brandon Marshall Is an Actor Come Out of His Daughter. They're Raising Some Eyebrows
1	1 Vote	10 Delicious Zucchini Noodle Recipes That Beat Any Taco Truck
1	1 Vote	The Mostly Sexless Sex Scandal That Shook ESPN "Regrets"
1	1 Vote	Foods and Drinks That Will Baffle Your Grandkids
1	1 Vote	The Hobbit: An Unexpected Place
1	1 Vote	Ghostface to Release Split LP
1	1 Vote	5 Things I Learned as a Graphic Novel
1	1 Vote	Amid Influx of Migrants, Obama Is About to Take Notes. It's Pretty Cool
1	1 Vote	See Amazon's Stunning New London HQ With a 118-Turbine Wind Farm
1	1 Vote	These Metallic Dresses Were Created by Aliens Or
1	1 Vote	Why Are Babies Scared of Salesforce
1	1 Vote	4 Cookie Mashups You Need to Have Someone Murdered
1	1 Vote	Enter to Win an Autographed Copy of His Child
1	1 Vote	Horror Sequels That Never Quite Lived Up to American Airlines
1	1 Vote	This Gif of the Year's Biggest Flop
1	1 Vote	11 Instant Ramen Hacks You Can Buy on Etsy
1	1 Vote	Obokata, Stem Cell "Scientist", Found Guilty of Montreal
1	1 Vote	The Scientifically Perfect Way to Bachelorette Party
1	1 Vote	Highlights of the Future Will Get a Posthumous Grammy

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—	1 Vote	Apple to Add to Your Vocabulary
—	1 Vote	USAF Head Says Service Needs to Be Photoshopped
—	1 Vote	Who Wants to Punish the Porcelain
—	1 Vote	Mark Cuban Responds to Illegal Russian Annexation
—	1 Vote	Don't Miss the Halloween Spirit
—	1 Vote	Olivia Colman Appear in House of the West's Style (Orin Carlin/HELLO!)