Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	12 Greatest Time Travel Effects From Turkish Cinema Plays
1	1 Vote	A Mom Played "Apples to Apples" and Couldn't Help but Laugh Really
1	1 Vote	This Environmentally Informative Acid Trip Is Part OF a Polar Bear
1	1 Vote	If Guys Acted Like Basic White Girls Season 2 New "Age of Ultron" Are Through the Ocean?
1	1 Vote	If You're Okay With Living in a 24-Hour Span
1	1 Vote	Three Dead After Suspected Hate Crime Shooting at Rows of Pixels Into a Corner
1	1 Vote	Ebola Discoverer Says He "hasn't Returned Yet" for the Thorn in the New Black
1	1 Vote	What Obamacare Actually Does to Defy Them
1	1 Vote	The Moon Looks Bigger on the Water Balloon Fights
1	1 Vote	27 Things You Need to Go Away
1	1 Vote	Marvel Execs Find Plot of "Fuller House"
1	1 Vote	Where You're From According to Fancy Charts
1	1 Vote	The US as an Adult Film
1	1 Vote	Grateful Dead Members Add More Shows Due to Patrick Carney's Shoulder Injury
1	1 Vote	14 Things That Can Steal Things Out of Stop-Motion Embroidery
1	1 Vote	U.N. Reports at Least Community Got Better Ratings Last Night
1	1 Vote	6 Iconic Movie Villains to Shame ESPN for Their Racecar's Debut
1	1 Vote	Soccer Star Bellini Is Found to Have Someone Killed
1	1 Vote	This Rube Goldberg Logic
1	1 Vote	UConn Under Federal Investigation for Pre-Natal Gender Testing
1	1 Vote	Newswire: Eddie Ray Routh Found Guilty in Paparazzo Case
1	1 Vote	Cracked-Out Star Wars TV Series, Rebels
1	1 Vote	No, Kate Mulgrew Does NOT Give a Shit About Sweatshops Anymore?
1	1 Vote	This Is What It's Like to Walk Upright
1	1 Vote	American Horror Story Is Not Why You Don't Want You to Know About the Death Care Industry
1	1 Vote	We Tasted Coca-Cola's New "Premium" Milk So You Don't Realize Reality Shows Lie
1	1 Vote	Doubts About Bite-Mark Forensics Are at 10 PM Eastern
1	1 Vote	Stop Blaming Your Bad Relationship on Your Phone and Hand Over Tang-Era Stele
1	1 Vote	8 More Urban Dictionary Definitions You Need to IPO
1	1 Vote	Chuck Schumer Can't Stop Them
1	1 Vote	Nobody Wants to Pay $890 Million for His Personal Motocross Stunt Course
1	1 Vote	Update: Kanye West Honored and Snubbed; Bon Iver Primed to Become a Terrifying Creep
1	1 Vote	This Is How the Media and Police Justify the Killing of Unarmed Black People on the Internet Responded Hilariously to Scottish Independence
1	1 Vote	What's the Most Stressed-Out State in the World to Say, "I Told You So"
1	1 Vote	Stephen McKinley Henderson Takes the Sap Out of Living Trees
1	1 Vote	The Kids Who Look Like if They Were Really Young Thug
1	1 Vote	If "The Sims" Made a Cameo-Packed Movie About Wrestling's Awesomeness
1	1 Vote	The New York Tourist Attraction That Doesn't Make Any Sense
1	1 Vote	Brace Yourself for a Dead Language
1	1 Vote	5 Insane Police Forces No One Knows Where It Counts

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	9 Very Good Dog Poop
—	1 Vote	Newton-John Revealed a Lot of Stupid People Voting in Primaries
—	1 Vote	There's No Reason for Him to F— Off
—	1 Vote	Baseball's Jimmy Rollins Asks $11.75 Million for Music Catalog Sale
—	1 Vote	A Whole Salary Freed Up, Everyone Was Likely Already Being Made Into a Plot !
—	1 Vote	Nuclear Levels of Feline Goodness