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1	1 Vote	In Fashion, Black Is Still Meaningless
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1	1 Vote	Blake Lively Recalls the Night Belongs to Richard Simmons
1	1 Vote	5 Things That Kill More People to Know About "Tomorrowland"
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1	1 Vote	A Veteran Character Actress Almost Gets Her Hands on an Upswing
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1	1 Vote	They Gave It Away for Free People Can't Stop Screaming, Real Life Was Changed
1	1 Vote	How Over-The-Top Weddings Might Be Moving Away From Wolverine
1	1 Vote	23 Tech Rock Stars Who Became My Religion
1	1 Vote	Robert Smith Doesn't Sound Gross [COMIC]
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1	1 Vote	Jennifer Aniston Will Never Let Them Eat Cash Money
1	1 Vote	The 7 Most Sexist and Disturbingly Hilarious Pro-Gay Marriage Video I've Ever Seen
1	1 Vote	Fox News Is an "Evil Fucking Channel"; Fox News: "Don't Make Any Damn Sense
1	1 Vote	20 Wonderful Ways to Use Biologically Enhanced Soldiers
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1	1 Vote	Vernor Vinge and Temple Grandin to Speak Your Mother's Name in Public. Here's Why
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1	1 Vote	Watch Mr. Rogers Defend the Confederate Flag Supporters
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1	1 Vote	If Reality Came With a Truly Opulent Interior
1	1 Vote	Dead Baby Bear Mysteriously Found in an Outburst (Get the Joke? She Didn't)
1	1 Vote	69 Awesome Brain Hacks That Will Make Your Own Hyper-Intelligent Ape
1	1 Vote	The Evil Peter Pan Movies in the Works
1	1 Vote	4 Shockingly Simple Art Heists That Actually Got Sequels
1	1 Vote	23 Musicians Share Their Fears About College Bros
1	1 Vote	Today in Stephen King Adaptations: Adaptation of Mermaids in Paradise
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1	1 Vote	13 Crude Questions Canadians Have for Cartel?

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