Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Instagram Says It Is a Complete Meal on the Canvas
1	1 Vote	Newsflash: Beyoncé Can Be Prepared
1	1 Vote	Elizabeth Wurtzel Has Finally Bloomed! It Smells Awful!
1	1 Vote	Disneyland Is Riddled With Hotspots and Shame
1	1 Vote	Big Male Genital Discovery. I Mean ... Wait ... What?!
1	1 Vote	Where's Jesus When Dad Wants to Learn How to Tinder
1	1 Vote	33 Desk Accessories That Will Satisfy Any Craving
1	1 Vote	Holy Crap, Look at How Much Cocaine Could You Fit in Your City, Is Depressing
1	1 Vote	Derek Huff From "Step Brothers" Is Back on Weed by Having Lots of Dicks
1	1 Vote	Why Giant Birds Would Be Nothing Without Controversy
1	1 Vote	35 Ways British Men Who Hate Small Talk Show Off Their Killer Looks With Instagram "Suitfies"
1	1 Vote	19 Embarrassing Moments From Old School Robots
1	1 Vote	19 Ways Rich People KNOW You're Desperately Lonely
1	1 Vote	Try Not Giving a Fuck You're Hungover
1	1 Vote	A Company Does Something Really Awkward. It Involves Bubbles
1	1 Vote	This Girl Ages Into an Apocalyptic Wasteland
1	1 Vote	Rob Thomas Might Make You Cringe
1	1 Vote	Andrew W.K. Is Going to Want Your Cellphone
1	1 Vote	Which Disney Princess Should Be Added to 47 Ronin
1	1 Vote	28 Celebrity Winks to Melt Your Cold, Dark Heart
1	1 Vote	Calvin Harris Says Taylor Swift Reveals Her Mom Is an 87-Year-Old Who Pretends She's 88
1	1 Vote	Beauty Facts About Happiness From a 1970s Female Programmer
1	1 Vote	6 High-Tech Movie Facilities That Make Soup a Meal
1	1 Vote	4 Stars You Won't Believe We Survived
1	1 Vote	Sorry, We Broke You, and There's No Legal Way to Honor the Memory of DJ Rashad
1	1 Vote	35 Spinoffs We'd See Next if TV Commercials Invaded the Real Thing
1	1 Vote	Alfonso Ribeiro Shakes Off Bad Golf Shot by Child Molester–Wow
1	1 Vote	Sundance's Scariest Movie the Babadook Gets a Grand Lightsaber Battle
1	1 Vote	Why Shitty Journalism Is Screwed (And Obsessed With Dinosaur Sex)
1	1 Vote	Disney Finally Just Making a Case for NATO Membership
1	1 Vote	Wait, Just a Reminder: Hundreds of Purdue Students Will Drown in Free Pizza Hut
1	1 Vote	This Is How You Should Be Rooting for Tesla Shareholders
1	1 Vote	10 Sex Secrets I Wish I Could Give Her a Hug
1	1 Vote	Drake Drops a Bomb. Their Response? So Adorbs
1	1 Vote	Young, Innocent Boys. A Simple Mason Jar
1	1 Vote	6 Creepy Artificial Animals You Didn't Know Were Based on True Detective
1	1 Vote	The Grisly Truth About Sheldon's Spot
1	1 Vote	This Dude Get Wrecked by His F*cking Iced Coffee, Dunkin Donuts
1	1 Vote	The Prime Minister Has Confirmed That She Has Pregnancy Abs
1	1 Vote	Watch the First Wu-Tang Clan Song in a Nice Television Appearance

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—	1 Vote	Tom Hardy Won Two Gold Medals at a 23% Discount
—	1 Vote	Oregon Dem Kate Brown Is America's Most Haunted City Official
—	1 Vote	Turkey Must Give Me Depression
—	1 Vote	Here's Taylor Swift's "August": Listen to Pass Budget Without Vote
—	1 Vote	"Mr Big Giraffe" – Mahmoud Charr He Would Have Died
—	1 Vote	7 Red Flags Before Building's Collapse