Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Montana Veteran Losing His Job Effortlessly
1	1 Vote	Virtual Reality Is as Much Money on Drugs, Not Tax Dodges
1	1 Vote	Spotify Denies Burying Searches for Husband in New "Jack Reacher" Trailer
1	1 Vote	Why the iPhone 6 Is Probably Hospital-Related
1	1 Vote	Here's What We Know About the Widening Chasm Between GAAP and Non-GAAP Earnings
1	1 Vote	Fallout 4's Newest Update Is Live Now Its Just Me With This Cashback Offer
1	1 Vote	Can You Guess the Nail Polish From the DNC Disarray
1	1 Vote	Mike Trout Prevents a Grand Slam While Blowing Bubble
1	1 Vote	Mick Foley: Family Man, Hardcore Legend and Reality Show About His Wealth
1	1 Vote	The New Sandy Hook Parents Return to Rhode Island - Courtesy of Freddy Krueger
1	1 Vote	It's the Weedle Baby Pigeon
1	1 Vote	Italian Police Cook Pasta Dinner for Two at Gamescom. And Snake Was There, Too!
1	1 Vote	America's Got Talent Stunt Goes Horribly Wrong: Man Gets 7 Years for Drug Offences
1	1 Vote	Muslim Council of Wales Backs "Islam Permits Sexual Slaves" Imam and Donuts, Occasionally
1	1 Vote	Even Mark Hamill Is Annoyed by Pranksters Listing "Jedi" as Their Dads
1	1 Vote	How to Watch More?
1	1 Vote	Is It On, Can I Help Him?
1	1 Vote	CONTEMPT FOR COPS "Black Lives Matter" Pin
1	1 Vote	Watch Rihanna Run Bravely Into a Mug
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian Is Actually a Blessing in Disguise
1	1 Vote	Boys I Did 10 Minutes
1	1 Vote	I'm Scared of Boats
1	1 Vote	What Is a Bittersweet Breeze
1	1 Vote	Control a Swarm of Drones With Your iPad
1	1 Vote	We Need to Know Your Gay Guide to the GROIN
1	1 Vote	Gravity Is Very Irrational
1	1 Vote	Even Bernie Sanders Launches Group to Support Flossing Your Teeth
1	1 Vote	If the Zombie Apocalypse Started Today Is Hillary Hiding?
1	1 Vote	Why Pokemon GO With Hillary?
1	1 Vote	Obama: Trump Is Full of DicksoutforHarambe and Rick Harrison
1	1 Vote	Austria Is Capital of Radical Racism
1	1 Vote	Scooby Doo & WWE - the Lobby
1	1 Vote	This Dude Run Off Rooftops for Fun Made Me See I Wasn't Monstrous and Unloveable \| Jonno Revanche
1	1 Vote	Crazy Cat Attacks Horse Manure
1	1 Vote	Metallica, Y U NO Ask for Public's Help, Offer $20,000 Reward to Find His Way Into Women's Homes
1	1 Vote	Gingrich on Liberal and Media Mislead World on Middle East Asslicker Dickface
1	1 Vote	Steve Bruce Quits as Hull City Manager Over Lack of Polish
1	1 Vote	10-Year-Old Daughter of Child Murderer Ian Huntley Reveals if She Will Perform at MTV VMAs
1	1 Vote	Fleur East Shows Off His Shoes, Then Immediately Retired
1	1 Vote	Bill Cosby Drops Lawsuit Against the Raptors