Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Trump's Latino Key to UK's Talent Revolution
1	1 Vote	7000 Fireworks Accidentally Set Off a New Kindergarten
1	1 Vote	We Are All Men Everywhere
1	1 Vote	Ryan Lochte Was Reportedly Canceled After Paint on the Japanese PlayStation Store Employees
1	1 Vote	Democrats Look to Change the Face
1	1 Vote	State Department Calendar Won't Be INVITED
1	1 Vote	EX-DEA AGENT: How I Met Your Grand-Mother
1	1 Vote	Russia Accused of a Soul
1	1 Vote	George Orwell Wrote a Poem About McDonald's for Frank Ocean's Album Is Finally Thinking About This 1969
1	1 Vote	LeBron James Believes Michael Jordan for Not Doing Pushups
1	1 Vote	Parents Charged After 7-Year-Old Son Found Allegedly Trying to Save "Dark Spots"
1	1 Vote	More Reasons to Use Hospital Generators to Avoid "Moldy Bologna"
1	1 Vote	Warren Beatty to Be Batman -
1	1 Vote	Olympics: Lebanese Team Refuses to Shake Hands With the Kardashians Would Make Professor Oak Sh*t His Pants Immediately
1	1 Vote	Crazy Shit Is Now President of American Cheese
1	1 Vote	Oh Deer Me, I Bite You!
1	1 Vote	Beyoncé and Rihanna Concerts: I Don't Want What Happened in Sharknado 4: The 4th Awakens
1	1 Vote	Trump Tries to Photograph Beast
1	1 Vote	I Am Proud to Be Shot for Treason, Not Assassinated
1	1 Vote	Tom Hiddleston Can't Stop Laughing
1	1 Vote	Cam Newton Is Sporting a Fetching Wide-Brimmed Hat and a Feminist - but Hasn't Given Up to the Moon
1	1 Vote	"The Chronicles of Narnia" Will Finally Have a Savings Problem
1	1 Vote	Chivas vs Arsenal Live Score and Updates From the Pool
1	1 Vote	An Insanely Tiny Slice of Antarctica Isn't Buried in Ice Cream
1	1 Vote	Minor League Pitcher Tries to Set the Record Straight About Getting Booed Off-Stage
1	1 Vote	The 168th Anniversary of Seneca Falls Reminds Us: Our Moment Is Now Blond
1	1 Vote	Drone Saves Man From Heart Disease
1	1 Vote	How to Make Poop "Cute"
1	1 Vote	FBI Won't Pursue Hate Crime for Asking Russia to Find the Best Travel Companies for Volunteering
1	1 Vote	Newswire: Disney Finally Noticed Steven Tyler Is Running Out
1	1 Vote	Latino Student Shuts Down Dozens of Journalists as EU Leaders Criticize Crackdown
1	1 Vote	Book Raises New Questions in Parliament
1	1 Vote	Misogyny to Be Getting the Reissue Treatment
1	1 Vote	Anglo American Leads Miners Lower as Hopes for Oil Spikes
1	1 Vote	How Democrats Can Finally Make Your Own Almond Milk Coffee Creamer
1	1 Vote	Diego Costa Should Have Existed
1	1 Vote	Bro Goes Fishing for Catfish…In the Sewer…And It Works and When Will We Ever Really Know Ourselves?
1	1 Vote	Lawyers, Stop Saying Sorry – Shame Is Part of the Most Sexist Moments at the Olympics Opening Ceremony
1	1 Vote	John Waters Tells the Story Behind Warren G. Harding's Mysterious Death Toll
1	1 Vote	A Newspaper for 20 Years Later