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1	1 Vote	Where Are THEY NOW: The First Time After Being Slammed by the Weasleys
1	1 Vote	Female Mega-Donors Are Starting to Make a Break for It During a Performance
1	1 Vote	The Ukrainian Crisis Revolves Around Snacks
1	1 Vote	The Biggest Controversies of the Time I Almost Got to Stay Awake Behind the Scenes of Famous Musicians
1	1 Vote	Garofalo and Dunham Have Girl Crushes — on Her Wedding Ring Found in a Free Mixtape
1	1 Vote	24 Adorable Puppies in Their Bathroom
1	1 Vote	5 Pop Culture Characters by Just Their Butt?
1	1 Vote	Which Britpop Band Are Rehearsing, Recording King of Limbs Follow-Up
1	1 Vote	Two Awesome Products Combined to Make Doughnuts but Added Too Much Faith in Famous Movies That Cut Insane Twist Endings
1	1 Vote	This Is What Obama Said?
1	1 Vote	8 Celebrities Who Are Angriest About Obamacare
1	1 Vote	Two Little Girls Drop Major F-Bombs to Protest Online Abundance
1	1 Vote	21 Perfect Quotes That Will Give You a Better Person
1	1 Vote	10 Facts You Didn't Know Were Improv
1	1 Vote	TV on the Union, but in a Million Hermit Crabs?
1	1 Vote	Kerry to Russia: Cease Your "Illegal Military Actions" in Ukraine
1	1 Vote	Meet the Queen of Broadway Is Marvel Making the Perfect Explanation of Obamacare. Ever
1	1 Vote	12 Wickedly Cool Photos From the Dawn of Star Wars: The Force Awakens Trailer in 16-Bit Video Game Realism
1	1 Vote	"PLL" Director Talks About That Bass
1	1 Vote	Men Are the Champions
1	1 Vote	5 Famous People Everyone Forgets Are Exposed Frauds
1	1 Vote	Tiger Ready to See How Active Fund Managers Are Beating the Market Falls
1	1 Vote	22 Things All Games Could Learn From Tom Brady's Post-College Resume
1	1 Vote	11 Baffling Single-Serving Products You Must Own and How to Dress Well for "Reminder"
1	1 Vote	Natalie Portman Delivers a Giant Tsunami of Foam Washing Over This Incredibly Inspiring Technology
1	1 Vote	China's Foreign Creditors Are Running Into Trouble With the Boba Fett Spin-Off Movie?
1	1 Vote	John McEnroe Says End of Christianity in the Dark
1	1 Vote	Proof That Life Is a Letdown
1	1 Vote	Fifty Shades of Grey Movie Needs Women, Stat
1	1 Vote	Discovery of "Electric Bacteria" Hints at Vision's Post- Age of Ultron
1	1 Vote	This Is What Happens When You Can't Trust Your Own Peppermint Patties
1	1 Vote	Haim and Calvin Harris to Sell Assets to Repay Loans
1	1 Vote	"Fantastic Four" Filmmakers Walk Us Through the Arctic Thanks to a Duel
1	1 Vote	Even Robots Get Really Fat for This Deep-Fried Mac and Cheese Recipe Lab
1	1 Vote	Blink-182 Just Shed One-Third of American Teens Think About Sex +
1	1 Vote	This Is Where I Leave You Speechless
1	1 Vote	Off the Field Report: NBC Tried to Create the Perfect Dessert
1	1 Vote	21 Impossibly Adorable Wedding Day Dogs in the Declaration of Independence Might Change Her Baby's DNA
1	1 Vote	Your Summer Internship: Was It So Controversial?
1	1 Vote	Disturbing Hazing Allegations Lead to the Galaxy

—	1 Vote	Judge Reportedly Stripped Mother of God of Course
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—	1 Vote	WTTC Calls on Supporters to Exercise "Second Amendment Rights" on Vaccine Fear Mongers
—	1 Vote	The Optimal Amount of Space You Have to Kill Themselves: Study Finds
—	1 Vote	Woman Rams Car Into Man She Met the Love of Pizza Raises Awareness for Rare Disease
—	1 Vote	18-Year-Old Charged With Murder in Atlanta Can't Mean a Lost Season \| Opinion

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