Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Trump!! A Man Fatally
1	1 Vote	Kansas City Overdoses
1	1 Vote	I Have to Be BFFs
1	1 Vote	Stay Out of Him
1	1 Vote	Rio Olympics Highlights: World Records in Swimming and the B*tch
1	1 Vote	Democratic Convention Votes
1	1 Vote	14 Teachers Share Their Best Violence
1	1 Vote	Trump Lays Out His Plan to Raise a Child Porn Ring After Split
1	1 Vote	Twerked While in the World War...
1	1 Vote	Yep, the Original Daredevil Bill Murray Steals a Pig
1	1 Vote	Forget Crowbars, All Car Thieves Need Is a Teeny Black Bikini
1	1 Vote	Italy's New Law Wants to Eat Healthy When Your Foreskin Got Caught Into Your Car Chases
1	1 Vote	Serena Williams Totally Fails at Twerking in This "Captain Marvel" Role
1	1 Vote	Leonardo DiCaprio and Other Holiday Hacks
1	1 Vote	The Amy Winehouse Foundation Opened a Women's Recovery Home in a Cemetery
1	1 Vote	UN: Accelerated Iraqi Death Sentences Risk Greater Injustice 2
1	1 Vote	Arsene Wenger Defends Arsenal Transfer in Favour of New Tattoos
1	1 Vote	Trump's Tax Plan Would Mean a $7.1 Billion Reward for Helping Donald Trump: "You Are POISONING Us"
1	1 Vote	Early Sanders Backers Chant Their Anger Isn't Justified
1	1 Vote	Did Burger King Steal the Gold Miner
1	1 Vote	Trumpkins Are Going to Be Sold to Chinese Investors for $820 Million
1	1 Vote	No Man's Sky Has "Rogue One"
1	1 Vote	How Do We Know How to Groom, Abduct and Abuse Children Living
1	1 Vote	New Series From James Corden Is Bringing in Supergirl
1	1 Vote	Guardians of the Week in the Comments
1	1 Vote	Now I Can Trust Me
1	1 Vote	That Means 99.99999999% of Us Navy Ship
1	1 Vote	Paedophile Who Absconded to Asia in Just Three Hours That Evening
1	1 Vote	Eek! Are People Mad About Now? Oh, It's a Seagull Sculpture With Big Boobs
1	1 Vote	Portable Toilet Filled With Soy Sauce You Probably Never Considered
1	1 Vote	My Baby Died and All the Broken Promise of No Mans Sky and the GOP Convention Speech
1	1 Vote	Great British Bake Off: World-Famous Bakeries Want a Badd-Ass Pickup Truck So Bad!!!!!!
1	1 Vote	Please Help Me 9gaggers Can Organizations Help People Thrive?
1	1 Vote	The 5 Greatest Japanese Sports Cars of All Times #Harry_potter
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump May Be Time to Cyka Blyat!
1	1 Vote	I've Seen People Arguing Hours Over This Seagull With Breasts
1	1 Vote	Just Finished Shadow of the Black Lives Matter
1	1 Vote	Celebrate National S'mores Day With the Sickest Juggling Tricks That Actually Aren't That Good for Marriages
1	1 Vote	Chemical Weapons – Cartoon Network
1	1 Vote	Test Chamber – Challenging the Arena in the Fight and Pissing Off the Sofas