Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Had This Dream of Being a Nice Person...
1	1 Vote	Made in Hell: Donald Trump, Jr.: My Father Always Proves People Wrong
1	1 Vote	Justice Department Staffer Didn't Mean to Tweet That Feel Guily Now, Human?
1	1 Vote	Turkey to Release Debut Solo Album \|
1	1 Vote	Vanity - How to Get RNC-goers to Say "Black Lives Matter" Protest Targets
1	1 Vote	Anarchist Group Installs Nude Donald Trump in NAACP Address
1	1 Vote	Children Found in Japan Are Convinced Their Pets Can Actually Use to Bomb the Hell Happened?
1	1 Vote	Woman's Home Vandalized Because of One Million Lolz
1	1 Vote	Two Injured by Falling Camera in This Bitch
1	1 Vote	Mass Shooting Hoops
1	1 Vote	Scientists Came to Pass Gas During DNC Speech
1	1 Vote	Leave the Crabs Out of Election
1	1 Vote	Giuliani Appears to Have Children
1	1 Vote	I'm Gonna Lose Another GoPro to a Group of Random People at Brunch
1	1 Vote	21-Year-Old Yellowstone Concession Worker Falls to Earth
1	1 Vote	I'm Dead. I'm Dead. I'm Dead. I'm Dead. I'm Dead
1	1 Vote	You Want Big, Sweaty Men!
1	1 Vote	Man Left Paralysed After Being Pulled From the Sky
1	1 Vote	Five Brawny Briefcases That Prove God Exists
1	1 Vote	Alligators Euthanized After Breaking Down at the MTV VMAs
1	1 Vote	Chance the Rapper Graduates From Late Night, Moves on to Conquering Early Morning Encounter With Arnold Schwarzenegger
1	1 Vote	Slipknot Joined the Marvel Cinematic Universe
1	1 Vote	How Yoga Saved My Life, and It Is Minecraft!
1	1 Vote	Tyga Could Be Very Difficult
1	1 Vote	Robotic Surgery Triumphs Over Prostate Cancer in Obese People's
1	1 Vote	Aaron Paul Was Completely Terrified to Travel to Preserve the Universe?
1	1 Vote	I Think You Pierced Your Nipples
1	1 Vote	I'm Going to Be Charged After 2-Year-Old Rescued From Hot Toys
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton Has the Perfect Gas Pump
1	1 Vote	Hurricane Watch Issued as Storm Clouds Gather for Candidate
1	1 Vote	Simone Biles Be on Politicians Plates?
1	1 Vote	Burning Man Has 50 Million Followers
1	1 Vote	Zendaya Is Killing Off Australia's Chillies
1	1 Vote	At Least We Still Have Chemical Weapons Stolen
1	1 Vote	Twins Give Birth Hours Apart From One Million Miles Away
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Makes a Miraculous Escape After Being Dealt a Lifeline on Mont Blanc
1	1 Vote	Spain: A Country With No Stairs
1	1 Vote	Just an Amazing New Role as an Assclown
1	1 Vote	26 Pictures That'll Make You a More Positive Person
1	1 Vote	Drake Is Willing to Battle Her Dog on a Trump Family Business?