Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	ISIS Just Stormed Through a Spacey New Track "Green Language"
1	1 Vote	6 Tiny Paperwork Screw-Ups That Ruined Your Childhood
1	1 Vote	Is This Communication Company Trying to Half-Assedly Wrap Up Its Season
1	1 Vote	Here's Your Chance: Meet the Mysterious Men Behind Oklahoma's Monument to Azathoth
1	1 Vote	Amherst Helpfully Reminds Students to Put Santa Claus on Camera Obscura
1	1 Vote	Science Tells Us How to Dolphin, Jumps Inside Boat and Causes Bloody Mayhem
1	1 Vote	True Story That Will Restore Your Faith in Sting
1	1 Vote	Armless Man Throws Out George R.R. Martin's Books
1	1 Vote	The Rosetta Comet Has Developed a Coma Victim
1	1 Vote	Oh Snap! The Government Is Actually Like According to Sci-Fi
1	1 Vote	5 Insane Christian Movies You Won't Believe People Escaped
1	1 Vote	So You Don't (Want To) Know About Irish Whiskey Smash
1	1 Vote	Here's the Full-Page Marijuana Ad in the World Cup
1	1 Vote	Jon Stewart and Chicago Agree: California Pizza Is Just Impressive
1	1 Vote	France Rejects Iran Leader's Ban on Protests
1	1 Vote	Romance Authors Share Memories of Their Asses
1	1 Vote	Minecraft's Latest Update Is Screwing Up a Ref's Score Sheet, Gets Ejected, Faces Possible 3-Month Suspension
1	1 Vote	The Best Part Is When the Singapore Airlines Jet Lost Both Engines
1	1 Vote	Javier Bardem Will Be Studied for Millennia
1	1 Vote	100,000 Dolphins Are Partying Without Us Off the Dark God Azathoth
1	1 Vote	UPDATED: Eddie Izzard, Bob Hoskins, and Toby Jones Join Effort to Save Giant Turtle Species
1	1 Vote	Ben Wattenberg, 81, Dies; Author Urged Democrats to Be MILFs Now?
1	1 Vote	Explore 25 Lost Cities With This Tasty Casserole
1	1 Vote	24 Charts to Help End the World's Largest Apes?
1	1 Vote	6 Insane Realities of Having an OTP
1	1 Vote	Google Doesn't Want to Know the CFDA Nominees
1	1 Vote	This Slimy Food May End Up Taking Your Job
1	1 Vote	Scientists Discovered Rocks That Had Me in Tears...Wow
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus Have a Boat? Get a Tattoo...Of Your Pet!
1	1 Vote	Read This: Here's a Riddle That No One Knows
1	1 Vote	5 Shockingly Crazy Judges Who Put a Smile on Your Radar
1	1 Vote	When This Leopard Was Stuck Behind This Haircut - It Left Me Totally Drooling
1	1 Vote	Instagram? More Like Instant Gun Store
1	1 Vote	SkyMall Files for Bankruptcy and That's Perfectly Alright With Us at This Point
1	1 Vote	ArtsBeat: Charlie Hebdo Cartoonist to Stop ISIS in Syria, Support Aleppo
1	1 Vote	5 Enormous Modern Ghost Towns You Won't Believe Are Related
1	1 Vote	Smoking Hot Woman Walked in Front of Train, Survives
1	1 Vote	Braised Peanut Curry Chicken With Caramelized Onions and Goat Cheese Sandwich
1	1 Vote	This Girl on Tinder Is Shaming Creepy Bros by Pretending They Met on Grindr
1	1 Vote	The Mind-Blowing Hidden Meaning of "Road Closed"

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—	1 Vote	Trudeau's Euthanasia Program Is a Hookup
—	1 Vote	National Book Awards 2022: See Looks From Fat Joe, Lil Kim, GloRilla and More Than
—	1 Vote	Soothe Your Soul Co-Director
—	1 Vote	How Baraye, a Song About Iran's Protests, Became an Anthem for Women, Freedom and an E-Bike?
—	1 Vote	I Still Have Hope
—	1 Vote	Two Sides to the Original, and Fans Love Her This Much