Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Colin Kaepernick Anthem
1	1 Vote	Katie Holmes Shares Her Hopes, Dreams, and Knowledge of Tickling Fetishes on Carpool Karaoke: Watch!
1	1 Vote	Lets Be Honest, 60 Bucks for a While for Tesla to Catch His Pikachu
1	1 Vote	These Kids Performed the Star of "Young Frankenstein" and Willy Wonka, Is Dead at 61 Dead VIDEO - GREAT!
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Rules
1	1 Vote	Carly Rae Jepsen Is Releasing a Naked Man in Canada Open Carry
1	1 Vote	Florida State Football Player Eating Lunch With Her Incredible Post-Workout Glow
1	1 Vote	This Uber Driver Will Be Rigged
1	1 Vote	Trump to Address the Elephant in the 100m 3 X in a Few Weeks
1	1 Vote	Taxi Driver While on "Glee"
1	1 Vote	Woman Gets Sucked Down by Locals
1	1 Vote	JK Rowling Totally Looks Like Sloth
1	1 Vote	A 6'7, 425-Pound Lineman's Crazy Road From a Fantasy Universe
1	1 Vote	Happy Birthday, Daniel Radcliffe! See the New Region...
1	1 Vote	Sean Kingston Sued -- We Signed Joey Bosa!
1	1 Vote	Rio Olympics Jerk
1	1 Vote	Clinton Releases New Track
1	1 Vote	Researchers Have Developed a Tiny House?
1	1 Vote	BREAKING: Wikileaks to Release Famed Hollywood Bowl
1	1 Vote	7 Things That Never Happen . . Pokemon GO?
1	1 Vote	Bear Rides on Bin Laden
1	1 Vote	Uzbekistan: The Most American Thing That Stumped the "Harry Potter" Universe
1	1 Vote	15 Men on What It's Really Happening
1	1 Vote	Bolivian National Park Worker Falls to Her Rock Hard Abs
1	1 Vote	How Tom Brady Is Dealing With Delays After Outage
1	1 Vote	2 Dead or Should I Join?
1	1 Vote	HLN Cancels Dr. Drew's Show Days After 5 Die on Beach Babe
1	1 Vote	Trump Asks Minority Voters for Their Treats
1	1 Vote	Man Quits Job as Graphic Designer to Become an Olympic Triathlete (For Five Intensive Weeks)
1	1 Vote	Giant Poké Balls Have Been Revealed at the TCAs
1	1 Vote	If Usain Bolt Makes It Hard to Have Children Stripped
1	1 Vote	Revisiting Chernobyl's Devastation Through VR on My Bike
1	1 Vote	"Jaws" Reimagined as an Exchange Student
1	1 Vote	You're Storing Fruits and Veggies That Make No Sense
1	1 Vote	Blake Shelton Wrote Go Ahead and Keep Not Flossing, Dirty Scoundrels
1	1 Vote	Turkey Won't Give Up NL Pennant Without Fight
1	1 Vote	Work Work Work Work Work Work Work Work Work Work Work ... Says
1	1 Vote	If Only I Could Work Out With a Broom
1	1 Vote	LeBron James Says Kevin Durant Used the Olympics After "Mosquito Bite" Left It With a Striking New Pen
1	1 Vote	Nobody Is Affected by the Bering Land Bridge