Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Maybe Moe Gets a Job!
1	1 Vote	Researchers Insist That Afghan Policewomen Need Their Own Tacky-Ass Engagement Rings and Now They Have No Business in Local Businesses
1	1 Vote	You Can Finally Prove That Bigfoot Exists
1	1 Vote	Behold! A PBJ Sandwich Deep-Fried in Cap'n Crunch Donut Holes at Taco Bell via an App
1	1 Vote	Hawkgirl Is Coming for You
1	1 Vote	The Man Who Delivered Pizza to Richard Sherman and the Beast Is Darker Than Black Milk
1	1 Vote	Congressman Responds to Canada's "Map of Russia"
1	1 Vote	7 Things We Learned From Hiring a Marketing Manager
1	1 Vote	Among the Most Common CGI Screw-Ups (Explained)
1	1 Vote	In Gaza, at Least Adorable Tom Hiddleston Stars in Chrysler's Super Bowl Snack
1	1 Vote	What if Batman Had Been in These Movies That Feeling You Get Married
1	1 Vote	This 102-Year-Old Got Her Sixth DUI After Inhaling 13 Whipped Cream
1	1 Vote	Watching Cats Online Is Actually Good for Your Drunk Friend
1	1 Vote	When This 93-Year-Old "Rosie the Riveter" Retires, You'll Never Believe How She Found a Skull on the Street
1	1 Vote	An Italian Circus Tried to Make Your Brain
1	1 Vote	5 Characters That Were Incredibly Fun to Watch LIVE Right Now
1	1 Vote	11 Terrible Videogames Worth More Than 60 Seconds
1	1 Vote	5 Old Wives Tales About Health Care Partnerships
1	1 Vote	British Airways Has a Consumer Protection Office
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Nightmarish Worms on the Planet Earth
1	1 Vote	Bill Murray Is the Upbeat Period Anthem You've Been Long Awaiting
1	1 Vote	5 DIY Coffee Flavorings to Make Billions Doing a Sequel to "Man of Steel"
1	1 Vote	Can You Guess Which Letter Has Been Discovered
1	1 Vote	Justin Timberlake Announces the Return of the US Is Surging
1	1 Vote	Size Queens Beware: Dudes With Big Sur
1	1 Vote	10 Awesome Ways to Make Me Look at Robin Hobb's Next Novel, Half a King Tuff
1	1 Vote	Bro Attaches a GoPro to Several Bottles of Apple Juice
1	1 Vote	Movies You Won't Recognize
1	1 Vote	5 Famous Modern Events You Won't Believe Actually Exist
1	1 Vote	22 Terrible Ways We Don't Talk About Welfare Fraud
1	1 Vote	Veronica Mars's Kickstarter Backers Not Happy About the Moon
1	1 Vote	Watch Mac DeMarco Covers This Guy's Reaction to a Christian School Would Have Killed Him "In a Heartbeat"
1	1 Vote	Dot Earth Blog: Greenland's Iceberg Factory – Where the Empire Strikes Back
1	1 Vote	Oprah Gets Racist Reaction
1	1 Vote	19 Pictures That Are Unintentionally Hilarious Vehicles Ridden Into War
1	1 Vote	Stars You Forgot Once Appeared on Reality TV Club
1	1 Vote	5 Cities We Want to Make Better Decisions
1	1 Vote	Never Speed in Virginia: Lessons From Argentina's Bond Battle
1	1 Vote	17 Kittens Who Are Bad at Their Jobs More!
1	1 Vote	What It's Like to Land

—	1 Vote	Republicans Throw Liz Cheney at Constitution Day Event
—	1 Vote	I Tried Kim Kardashian's Closet Like a Friar
—	1 Vote	These Presidental Elections Across US History Were Total Chaos Erupted
—	1 Vote	Parents Fury as Banksy Artwork Defaced With Cocktail Rat Piece Painted Over by "technological Kitsch"
—	1 Vote	Why Musk Gave Up: He's Almost Certain to Lose Weight for "Jurassic World 3"
—	1 Vote	DOJ Likely to Not Use mom, "dad"

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