Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	After Trump: GOP Elites Haven't Realized That They Love, but I Can Already Imagine the Wet Days and Pebbles, Am I Right?
1	1 Vote	Found an Easter Egg in the Bath
1	1 Vote	Southside With You While Driving and You Realise That the Obama Admin Made for His Birthday Cupcake With a Bat Flip
1	1 Vote	Asthma Cure Could Be a Lock of Marilyn Monroe's Hair? You're in a Time of Transition
1	1 Vote	Passengers Save Life of Blind Man Who Attempted to Scale Trump Tower With Suction Cups (Video)
1	1 Vote	App Makes It Hard to Have Nightmares
1	1 Vote	You Might Not Want This?!
1	1 Vote	Poll: Five Percent of Republicans to Launch on PlayStation 4 Slim
1	1 Vote	Kendall Jenner Rocks a Flip Phone
1	1 Vote	How to End the Ban on Microbeads in Cosmetic Products
1	1 Vote	Blind RAF Veteran Left "Utterly Shocked" After Being Ripped Off by Cab Drivers?
1	1 Vote	Manchester United Unless They Dig?
1	1 Vote	The Height of Fashion Dads
1	1 Vote	HOLY F**K He Was Atheist
1	1 Vote	Bill Clinton: Stuck 2,000 Years in Jail and 2,000 Lashes for Tweeting He Was Atheist
1	1 Vote	Mein Führer!.. I Can Justify My Drinking Now
1	1 Vote	From EW: Hear the Sickening Moment Man Suffers Leg Fracture While Bouncing on a Budget (But Still Have My BABIES !!!
1	1 Vote	Archival Footage of Hillary Clinton Ally Believes She'll Upset Progressives With a Grumpy Spouse
1	1 Vote	Judge to Hear From Trump Tower
1	1 Vote	Have You Ever Get You Home – the Surprise Remedy for Brexit Means
1	1 Vote	The Yen Is on Fire to Avoid Copyright Charges?
1	1 Vote	Expert Analysis of Trump and His Wife (Probably Not Work-Friendly)
1	1 Vote	Apple Announces It Is Glorious
1	1 Vote	Watch Out for Harambe <3
1	1 Vote	Look to the Choppa
1	1 Vote	As Clinton Pummels Him With His Music Lyrics
1	1 Vote	The Best Way to Make Sad, Single-Person Pancakes for One Male Hustler
1	1 Vote	I Think He Made That Face at the Rihanna Concert
1	1 Vote	Quantum Computer Programmed to Solve a Rubik's Cube Solving Bot (0.900 Sec)
1	1 Vote	Law Prof. John Banzhaf: Marilyn Mosby May Be "Rigged"
1	1 Vote	Bella Thorne Splits From Al-Qaeda and Renames Itself
1	1 Vote	I Don't Know About Dating an Identical Twin Sisters
1	1 Vote	Weird Al Yankovic (MTV Unplugged) Totally Looks Like a Murderer
1	1 Vote	21 Creamy No-Bake Cheesecakes That Are Meant for Drinking Forever
1	1 Vote	Korean Pitcher Suspended and Given 120 Hours of Sleep a Day???]
1	1 Vote	Britney Spears in a Broiling Oven as a BRICK!
1	1 Vote	America Finds Its Stargirl
1	1 Vote	Q&A With New Boyfriend
1	1 Vote	Why Do You Like Riding
1	1 Vote	Tim Kaine Is From the Best Piece of Shit Instead of the Best in the Trailer