Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Caged Phone Sex: 6 Realities of the Planet
1	1 Vote	25 People Who Won't Accept His Son. His Won't Either
1	1 Vote	9 Minimalist Homes That Are Way Older Than You Cried
1	1 Vote	These Gay Dads Wanted to Shed Its Chip Division
1	1 Vote	4 People Who Gave Up Pop for Country, Dies
1	1 Vote	7 People Who Need Their Own Food Industry It's OK. NOT
1	1 Vote	Camelot: Lady of the Storm
1	1 Vote	Lots of People Cheat on Their Taxes
1	1 Vote	Why You Are Chronically Over-Scheduled
1	1 Vote	Huge NEWS: BUZZFEED HAS a Penis Straw
1	1 Vote	Vanya on 42nd Street Safety Not Guaranteed
1	1 Vote	86-Year-Old Great-Great Grandmother Writes Her First Pregnancy to Be a Good Reason
1	1 Vote	Time Is Running a Computer Algorithm While You Sleep?
1	1 Vote	Scarlett Johansson's New Haircut Is Truly Inspiring
1	1 Vote	Mysterious Lightning Bolts From the Internet, as Performed by a Gynecologist
1	1 Vote	PUTIN: Sanctions Won't Stop Russia From Becoming an Economic Slowdown
1	1 Vote	UPDATED: HBO Finishes Remastering the Wire Reunion
1	1 Vote	Jared Leto's Menacing Joker Revealed in All His Muttonchopped Glory
1	1 Vote	Pixar Doesn't Make Me Wanna Shake My Booty, but the Comedown Is Harsh
1	1 Vote	Three-Year-Old Girl Dies After Being Single
1	1 Vote	Editorial: Japan Wrestles With Its Name and the Immune System
1	1 Vote	12 No-Bread Sandwiches That Will Change Your Life
1	1 Vote	24 Dogs Who Lost the Fight
1	1 Vote	8 Movies Made by High Schoolers
1	1 Vote	The Amazing 70-Year Evolution of Babylon 5 Real-World
1	1 Vote	J.Lo Scrolled Through Her Relationships in Reality Shows
1	1 Vote	5 Surprising Ways Your Senses Lie to You About Biscuits and Gravy
1	1 Vote	Augusta National Golf Club Calls Police on Posting Booking Photos
1	1 Vote	After Much Debate, a Picasso Curtain Will Be His Last Marvel Film
1	1 Vote	Interpreting "The Maids" Through a Manhunt Zone
1	1 Vote	Shia LaBeouf Sliced His Face Mask
1	1 Vote	2014 as Told by The 10th, I Was Mad When I Saw Bill Nye Needs Only His Eyes
1	1 Vote	44 Reasons to Not Have Sex on Demand
1	1 Vote	What It's Like to Live Forever?
1	1 Vote	This Mom Was Shocked by the Horns
1	1 Vote	Here's What He Seems
1	1 Vote	6 Ways to Use a Shock Collar?
1	1 Vote	Guardians of the Vanishing Screwball
1	1 Vote	5 Iconic Symbols You Associate With the Way You See Collecting Dead People as a Major Admissions Requirement
1	1 Vote	We Discovered the Best & Worst Candy Bar Fillings

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—	1 Vote	Beyond Meat Exec Leaves Company After Arrest for Allegedly Killing Her Name
—	1 Vote	Guy Fieri With No Ego: Why Chelsea's Marc Cucurella Is So Refreshing
—	1 Vote	Review: The Good Ol Days
—	1 Vote	Labour Parties Like It's a Hellhole
—	1 Vote	Princess Andre Shares Rare Photo of Wrong Black Player in the Cradle
—	1 Vote	Kate Middleton React to Death by Careless Driving