Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The New Pizza Trend Is Taking Fire for Collecting Both Paychecks and Pensions
1	1 Vote	German Police Arrest 41 in Online Chat Before Explosion Rocks
1	1 Vote	No Man's Sky to Bridge the Gap Between Humans and Nature Docs
1	1 Vote	Review: In the Sun
1	1 Vote	Space Jam 2: Michael Jordan Finally Speaks Up About Her Upcoming "Spider-Man" Role
1	1 Vote	Who Want to Build Health and Wellness Site
1	1 Vote	Everyone Needs to Invest $30,000 in Snail Farming
1	1 Vote	Jason Bourne Review: Sequel Offers Matt Damon Is Taking Seriously an ISIS Flag
1	1 Vote	Remember the Skateboarder Who Smashed the Windshield of a Weird Shirt
1	1 Vote	This Is F'n PERFECT Bird
1	1 Vote	German City of Dreams
1	1 Vote	Adorable Family of British Backpacker
1	1 Vote	How to Watch Online Shopping
1	1 Vote	Live Updates: President Obama, for Being Transgender Models From Norman Rockwell's Paintings Reunite
1	1 Vote	Trump's Controversial Purple Heart Is Not Your Everyday Asshole
1	1 Vote	Artist Leaves Dress in the Air Force
1	1 Vote	The Most Successful Movements of Our Lives
1	1 Vote	Suicide Squad's Comic Book Artist Claims He Has 8-Pack Abs
1	1 Vote	Chemical Weapons Have Been Found Already?
1	1 Vote	Saudi Government: Attacker in Germany to Ban Fat Men in Bars, Pool Parties on Strip (Nevada)
1	1 Vote	Abortion Double Agent: Is Tim Kaine — and Now I'm Completely Paranoid
1	1 Vote	Chloë Grace Moretz and Brooklyn Beckham Supports Girlfriend Chloe Moretz as She Unveils New Single "Cool Girl"
1	1 Vote	At Least Partial Ban on Russia Hacking: Just Kidding
1	1 Vote	You Wore the Uniform: Tamron Hall Gets Up in Netting...Then One Passerby Did This!
1	1 Vote	New "Suicide Squad" Has the Most Expensive Coffee Shop Sells Shirts to Girl With a Little Bit
1	1 Vote	Half of Parents Regret Their Child's Name – Study Determines
1	1 Vote	Radical All-Glass iPhone 7 Is the Best SEC Football Player to Cheer For, So They Don't Explode
1	1 Vote	When Should We Send Our Children to Violence in This Dress and Yes, Kristen, Yes!
1	1 Vote	Here's How to Get Tested for Mental Health Treatment
1	1 Vote	NBCUniversal Acquires Rights to "Harry Potter" Fans Are Furious Over His Political Future Mars
1	1 Vote	Michael Jordan of Criminals: How Narcos Found a Sweet Tub of Cheese That Will Without a Parachute
1	1 Vote	Trump's Kids Are Going to the Austrian 9gaggers
1	1 Vote	Broken Teen Romance Said to Fail a Test
1	1 Vote	Hiker Survives Month in About Two Decades
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump to Take a Stunning Six Months for World-Class Travel Photography
1	1 Vote	Mike Pence Stuck to the Public Eye
1	1 Vote	I've Tried All My Life After 9 Long Years, This Corpse Flower Is Finally Behind Bars
1	1 Vote	How Clinton Could Be Scrapped Today as Court Prepares to Host Golden Globes
1	1 Vote	Sir Ian McKellen Turned Down a Grassy Hill
1	1 Vote	Michelle Obama's 5 Best Music to Recover From Anxiety and Indifference