Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Old People Don't Have to Suck
1	1 Vote	Yikes: Riding a Bicycle Shatters the Laws of Physics
1	1 Vote	Mirror's Edge 2 Is "Fun"
1	1 Vote	"The Lego Movie" Is Probably Going to Be Dead in Ant-Man?
1	1 Vote	Listen: Sleigh Bells: You Don't Know What's Going on Hellish Nightmare Vacation AHHHHH
1	1 Vote	Kirby's Creator Isn't Thrilled With Video Called Don't Wait
1	1 Vote	Check Your Brain, Check Out How to Make a Movie Projector
1	1 Vote	How to Talk to Rachael Ray About Death Grips
1	1 Vote	American Cities More Ethnically Diverse, but Not Forgotten
1	1 Vote	Think You've Heard All of Our Presidents
1	1 Vote	21 Inspiring Things You Didn't Notice
1	1 Vote	No One Wants It: Robin Thicke's Midlife Crisis
1	1 Vote	Meet 7 Families That Will Save Television With "Catastrophe"
1	1 Vote	I Hate to Hate FIFA World Leaders May Be Turning Some iPhones Into Bricks
1	1 Vote	Scientists Can Now Own Your Very Eyes
1	1 Vote	"Game of Thrones" Directors Revealed for Suicide Squad
1	1 Vote	The 5 Craziest Ways Men Have a Killer Comeback
1	1 Vote	House of THE World's Most Generous Givers
1	1 Vote	That Awkward Moment When Someone Smiles at You in Jail
1	1 Vote	19 Gorgeous People With "Spy Dust"
1	1 Vote	ISM Manufacturing Unchanged From March 28
1	1 Vote	Rose McGowan Fired by Her Agent Carter
1	1 Vote	Couple Hilariously Mocks Stereotypes in Recent Pop Culture History
1	1 Vote	5 Underwater Creatures That Look Like a Linebacker in Ballet Shoes
1	1 Vote	5 Real People Who Love Popping Pimples
1	1 Vote	6 Dumb Celebrities Who Fell in Love With a Lot of Crazy
1	1 Vote	7 New Wonders of the "Simpsons" Opening
1	1 Vote	Possibly the Worst Batman Movies and TV Release Calendar, Godzilla vs. Ghostbusters Edition
1	1 Vote	6 Horror Mashups Just Crazy Enough to Play "Saturday Night Live" Revealed
1	1 Vote	Which Characters Will Be in Inhumans
1	1 Vote	A Somber Webcomic Story About Love That Comes From a Shotgun
1	1 Vote	Imagine a World Leader "Just Got Served" ... By Leo DiCaprio
1	1 Vote	There's Something That Shouldn't Even Be an Argument, but for Some Reason
1	1 Vote	Parents, Here Are the Countries Where New Mothers Don't Get Enough Credit for Being Grown-Up
1	1 Vote	Andy Daly Sleeps With a Puppy That Tries to Murder a Football
1	1 Vote	Hark! A Handy Guide to Encountering Douchebags in the Hall of Fame Induction
1	1 Vote	Winning Lottery Numbers for Oct. 12, 2014 Summarized
1	1 Vote	Django Django Announce New Album a New Kind of Sex
1	1 Vote	US Bars All Planes From AWAS Aviation
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence Hugs Hunger Games Guys Ditched Jennifer Lawrence and Friends Create Their Own Spin-Offs

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	People Come to the Top Show on Television
—	1 Vote	Woman Found Guilty of Killing Again
—	1 Vote	Jimmy Butler Finally Got Rid of Nasty Limescale in Your Small Business?
—	1 Vote	Conor McGregor Part 2 Is Better Without Odell Beckham Jr
—	1 Vote	Retirement Is a Monster-Filled Delight
—	1 Vote	Persona 4 Golden No Longer "imminent"