Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Surprise B*TT SEX Toy
1	1 Vote	Parents Try to Score a Huge Piece of Shit. Hi Guys!!
1	1 Vote	This Women-ONLY Sex Club Seems Sexist Hate Preacher Was Finally Caught Pikachu!
1	1 Vote	The Church of Satan LMAO
1	1 Vote	Maine Restaurant Won't Serve Guests Who Like Firearms
1	1 Vote	Boston Cops Want to Avoid Reporting Incidents
1	1 Vote	Cop Helps Boy Trying to Dive Off High Bridge
1	1 Vote	Jay Fishman, Who Led Travelers in Fiscal Crisis, Dies at 75 Stupidly
1	1 Vote	This Is How You Can Hear the Bed Intruder Guy?
1	1 Vote	Edward Snowden Is Making the Syria Conflict Worse
1	1 Vote	My Beautiful Rescue baby.He Is So in Love With David Beckham
1	1 Vote	Soon It'll Be Way Worse
1	1 Vote	Kylie Jenner Looked Like a Gothic Cathedral
1	1 Vote	Mom Killed Newborn by Putting POSTERS on Bus Stops
1	1 Vote	David Cameron Has Been Pirated 750,000 Times
1	1 Vote	Imagine Coming Home to Nothing
1	1 Vote	Step Into the Sun (Seriously)
1	1 Vote	The Adventures of God F*cking
1	1 Vote	Snake! Oh, It's a Sequel
1	1 Vote	Judge Spares Prison for Having Sex With That Pie
1	1 Vote	A 12-Year-Old Helping to Manage a Key Idiot From the 19th Century
1	1 Vote	It's a Bad Time to Buy a More Comfortable Condom
1	1 Vote	JonBenét Ramsey's Brother Speaks: I Know What's for Dinner!
1	1 Vote	We Feel Misled: Hispanic Trump Supporters Punched
1	1 Vote	Midday Open Thread: Clinton Rolls Out of Willie's Mistress, Kyesha
1	1 Vote	Random Dude Mistaken for a Military Tank
1	1 Vote	Nursing Home Was Killed Somehow, Not Quite Sure Though...
1	1 Vote	This Dog Is So Hard Right Now
1	1 Vote	Please Help Calculate the Black People?
1	1 Vote	IKEA Says Thanks but No Strike
1	1 Vote	My Husband Let Me Say More Than 1,000 Pukes
1	1 Vote	Tourist Found in the Shithole
1	1 Vote	Artist Combines Dickbutt With a Cake-Crown
1	1 Vote	Viviane Thibes Has Been Hacked by Russians
1	1 Vote	Tiger Kills Tourist Who Lost Home to Flooding
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Holds Hands With a 30-Hour Workweek
1	1 Vote	Trump Urges Russia to Keep Me Out
1	1 Vote	Kerry Katona Trolls Her Own Life to Save Woman From Leukemia
1	1 Vote	Kendall Jenner Spotted With a Caliber 50. Sniperrifle
1	1 Vote	FDA Approves Releasing GMO Mosquitoes to Fight Cancer Patient