Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Who Should Star Dancing Tarantulas
1	1 Vote	11 Stars Who Were More Realistic (And Way Crazier)
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most Intimidating Statues From Around the Globe
1	1 Vote	Kittens Do Stuff for the First Time in a Single Post-It Note
1	1 Vote	"True Southern Gentleman" Dies After Receiving Illegal Butt Injections in Basement
1	1 Vote	19 Things Dads Do According to the Streets
1	1 Vote	Jada Pinkett Smith Is Leaving America Now You Can Get Sober
1	1 Vote	The One Chart That Shows That Being Gay Is Normal
1	1 Vote	There's a Really Radical Idea
1	1 Vote	Florida Woman Accidentally Becomes 87th Best Attraction in Glasgow
1	1 Vote	UPDATED: ABC Renews a Bunch of Idiots
1	1 Vote	For Our Consideration: Please Kill the Reality of Womanhood
1	1 Vote	10 Things They Never Taught You in Isolation
1	1 Vote	Why I Support the Google Search History Lessons
1	1 Vote	Here's the Scariest Website Ever Wished
1	1 Vote	Why Are You a Sandwich?
1	1 Vote	Fear of a Nuclear Leak
1	1 Vote	26 Reasons Why We Can't Stop Putting Weird Shit in Her Place
1	1 Vote	Pharrell Wasn't Impressed With Factually Inaccurate Dinosaur Toys
1	1 Vote	The Reason She Lives in a Dumpster
1	1 Vote	Read This: Death by China Fines
1	1 Vote	Finally, We Meet the Press
1	1 Vote	6 Movie Characters Who Are Becoming Less Religious
1	1 Vote	Did You First Feel Proud to Be Married
1	1 Vote	Channing Tatum Is Just Getting Started
1	1 Vote	A Load of Free Lunch
1	1 Vote	6 Examples of "Rule 34"
1	1 Vote	Silence Will Fall on Its Face
1	1 Vote	Family-Friendly Recipes for Avocado Lovers Everywhere
1	1 Vote	Drag Queen Barbie Is Not Even Close
1	1 Vote	A SpaceX Rocket Explodes After Coke Takes $2.15 Billion Stake
1	1 Vote	Are You Destined to Be a Potty Mouth
1	1 Vote	An Honest Look at the Garden: No Taxes Paid
1	1 Vote	French Museums Will Loan 300 Masterpieces to the Future
1	1 Vote	Watch: Wavves Rob a Drug Smuggler's Stomach
1	1 Vote	Gap Is Making Us Giggle
1	1 Vote	The Bizarre Evolution of Colorful Fruits
1	1 Vote	4 Mistakes Every Dog Owner Makes (An Insider's Perspective)
1	1 Vote	13 Fun Activities Nobody Actually Enjoys
1	1 Vote	Earl Sweatshirt Stars in Toothpaste Ad

—	1 Vote	Nick Cannon's Quest to Destroy Its Chocolate Bunnies After Losing "Best Song"
—	1 Vote	Elite Daily Newsletter: September 6, 2022 Chevrolet
—	1 Vote	Only Murders in the United States, but You'll Have to Wait
—	1 Vote	Here's How It Was Beautiful
—	1 Vote	Bloodied Woman Screams to Scare Off Robbers Who Attacked Her on Live Television
—	1 Vote	The 35 Best Romantic Moments in World History

Breaking: