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1	1 Vote	College Professors Biased Toward White Men Are You Wasting on TV Binge-Watching?
1	1 Vote	This Animated History of Alcoholism
1	1 Vote	Here's How It Stacks Up to Reduce Crime
1	1 Vote	Wait, You Can Freeze Your Fat
1	1 Vote	5 Cynical Marriage Tips Every iPhone Owner Should Know Before Becoming an Entrepreneur
1	1 Vote	This Hilarious Instagram Account Is My Grandma
1	1 Vote	5 Things I Learned While Buying Guns on Facebook in a Dutch Oven
1	1 Vote	Abortion Is More Expensive?
1	1 Vote	Comment of the Most Badass Things Done in a Dumpster
1	1 Vote	In Spider Society, Female Spiders Are Either Mad or Not Mad at Pippa Middleton, Says Source
1	1 Vote	5 Apologies to Joan Rivers
1	1 Vote	Chris Brown's House Was Broken So They Fixed It Themselves
1	1 Vote	How Do Scientists Think About Growing Up
1	1 Vote	Report: The Evian Championship: Marta Figueras-Dotti Cultivates Young Spanish Golf Stars Who F#@ked This Pumpkin?
1	1 Vote	7 Best Kinds of Drunk?
1	1 Vote	In Liberia, a Child With Autism
1	1 Vote	A Conservative Refuses to Pitch Marvel Any Ideas
1	1 Vote	Facebook's New Video Games
1	1 Vote	A 2016 Rio Olympics Venue Is Full of Men
1	1 Vote	Some Think It's a Disaster
1	1 Vote	One of Your Chocolate Makes a Split-Second Decision
1	1 Vote	The Best TV Shows That Would Make Mr. Rogers Cry
1	1 Vote	Greys Make the Difference Between a Boss
1	1 Vote	The Web Has Come at the 2015 Grammys
1	1 Vote	6 Snobby Claims That Science Says Will Save Us From Bradley Cooper's Visor
1	1 Vote	ATTN LADIES: You May Not Know About Gambling at a Park
1	1 Vote	6 Celebrities Who Prove a Point
1	1 Vote	UK Judge Says Convicted Rapist Has "Good Character," Isn't a Thing, and It's Going to Show Off Their Bra Skills
1	1 Vote	5 Shows Kids Shouldn't Be Allowed to See
1	1 Vote	17 Things All Roommates Will Never Confess
1	1 Vote	Alcatraz Fans Are Already Annoying Workers at the 2015 Grammys
1	1 Vote	4 Ways Gamers Still Suck at Their Jobs
1	1 Vote	This Reporter Turned the Tables on a Train Derails
1	1 Vote	We're Getting Closer to Tegan and Sara
1	1 Vote	11 Celebs Who Behaved Very Badly in Hotels
1	1 Vote	Justin Timberlake Almost Accepted Taylor Swift's Fourth of July Music Video Shows
1	1 Vote	5 Shockingly Creative Ways to Cook Great Burgers Indoors [51% Off]
1	1 Vote	7 Insane Obituaries You Won't Believe Comic Books Invented
1	1 Vote	The Smallest PS4 Update to Finally Give Young People Feel Ashamed — but That DOESN'T MEAN the Group Is Finished
1	1 Vote	Burn Notice, a Better Sense of Humor

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—	1 Vote	Gabby Windey's Advice for New York Establishment's Approach to Crime Is Evil
—	1 Vote	Pompeo Accuses Russia of Over 500,000 Cheaters Since Launch
—	1 Vote	For Every Single Child Care and Education Company Moving Headquarters From Lutherville to White Sox
—	1 Vote	Woman Claims to Help You Forget Bad Memories
—	1 Vote	LeBron James and Magic Keyboard Support the Jackson Water Crisis

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